Dating Application (What Do You Have to Offer?)

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Nope sorry....really i'm a 55 year old guy who is fat bald and still lives at home...I work as a cart boy at walmart...making 8.50 an hour.....lol....ok joking....about that...but....I don't have a thing to offer...but an appalite
 
Hi, I'm Louis.

My mother says I'm a real catch. My ex-girlfriend disagrees.
 
I can bend my thumb over so it touches the inside of my arm.........any guys wanna date a freak? I'm ya gal ;)
 
Well.. LOL hi guys just had a blast reading most applications, its sometimes weird how hard it can be for such wonderful people to find their better half...
Well, I'm JennyB, I'm 24. I live in Central America, for now, have to go back to Arizona pretty soon my family is from there ( I have a double nationality LOL) have to finish my studies in Biology. Love nature, when I'm a little stressed up the lovely sound of crickets soothes me in the middle of a warm nigh breeze.
I like scuba diving and know how to ride a motorcycle LOL my dad tought when I was like 15.
I enjoy showing someone how much I care for them with small and big surprises, lovely details that can show a person how much they mean to you at any moment of the day.
Enjoy laughing so much and spending time with someone with whom I can be my self and takes my shyness away.
I want to dedicate my life to Jesus and share that with someone as well. Having fun, making the best out of every day that the Lord gifts!;)
 
Hi I'm me, I'm goofy and ask lots of what if questions to the point I start getting crazy looks (Ex to a co-worker------> "What if it were like the great depression, and there were no jobs anywhere and you had a family to support. What would you do if the manager came up and slapped you in front of everyone, then pushed the side of your head with his finger and asked whadda you gonna do about it? Answers consisted of A) nothing B) beat him up C) Another what if question?) Ummmmmmm I dunno what else to say. Does this mean I get the standard "We'll put your application on file, and if you don't hear from us you can reapply in 30 days" ; >
 
brainfreeze0 said:
Hi I'm me, I'm goofy and ask lots of what if questions to the point I start getting crazy looks (Ex to a co-worker------> "What if it were like the great depression, and there were no jobs anywhere and you had a family to support. What would you do if the manager came up and slapped you in front of everyone, then pushed the side of your head with his finger and asked whadda you gonna do about it? Answers consisted of A) nothing B) beat him up C) Another what if question?) Ummmmmmm I dunno what else to say. Does this mean I get the standard "We'll put your application on file, and if you don't hear from us you can reapply in 30 days" ; >
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Well played sir!
 
I've been told to under promise and over deliver so here it goes: There are many days when I don't smell too bad. I chew with my mouth closed for a majority of the meal. My toe nails are short.
 
ECB said:
I've been told to under promise and over deliver so here it goes: There are many days when I don't smell too bad. I chew with my mouth closed for a majority of the meal. My toe nails are short.
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You know, "Underpromise and Overdeliver" is the title of a book I had to read in one of my marketing classes. Good strategy, lol. ;)

Hmm, maybe I could use my marketing knowledge to my advantage... ;)
 
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