It's fine, Tintin. I understand your interpretation and reasoning is the only possible way. Galileo understood the church's literal interpretation was the only way. Luther understood the catholic church's interpretation was the only way. You keep on, keeping on, being perfect, denying science and technology, when the writing you're reading is technology, when the ink and paper on which you read is from science, when the computer on which you're typing, came from... where? Keep championing a very upside down, backwards and hypocritical method of thinking. It will be ok.
Aside from the monkey people, we don't need to explain these "modern human" bones that have been in the strata for 100,000 years. We don't need to explain geology, or biology, or how there are cave drawings dating to "who knows when". DNA is all nonsense. Dinosaurs probably were on the arc. God just put all the oil and coal there to make us ask questions.
Let's all stick our heads in the sand and pretend we know everything from a literal interpretation of Genesis. A day is a day to God, because you say so. People lived hundreds of years because they ate really well and there's no deeper reason or meaning to this. The deluge was all over the world which is why everyone descended from 1 pack of guys on a boat, even though genetics explicitly tell a different message.
I'm obviously having a flawed belief system because I use the sense God gave me. Tell me a little more about how things really are. Maybe it will click.
