Did You Hear the News?

[wwjd_kilden]

*comes out from my hiding place*

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

You were hiding?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

it can be dangerous to disagree with other peoples parents

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Don't worry, in the end, my moomy doesn't hurt a fly She is very kind. (Duh, she MY mom )

 

[wwjd_kilden]

ah, of course, silly me

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Really! If we have guests, she does everything possible to provide all one can wish. She is the best host I know

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I really should come visit you

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

You wouldn't regret that!!!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

but that's the thing (sorry of I sound like I'm bashing you parents, thats not what I mean to do, but)
If she was a good person, why give her trouble in the first place? People are supposed to grow older and find gf/bfs, if they didn't, they'd have to stay at home until they got old

In the Hispanic culture, the kids stay home until they're married. Looks like I'm gonna be here forever .

 

[wwjd_kilden]

hehehhe

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

In the Hispanic culture, the kids stay home until they're married. Looks like I'm gonna be here forever .

Same here

 

[christiancollegegirl]

But you're a guy, it's different for you. Girls are expected to stay home ald learn to be 'perfect wives'.

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

My mom expects me to stay home and learn to be 'perfect husband'

 

[wwjd_kilden]

until the wife comes along with a wedding ring?

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

I'm not sure what she exactly wants. Sometimes she tells how happy she'd be if I get married and will have kids, etc...,

Other moments, (most of the time), it feels like she wants me to stay home untill I'm 40

In the end, things will happen as they happen. She still has got my sister to keep untill she's 40

 

[wwjd_kilden]

hehehhehe

So now she´ll think I´m someone trying to kidnap you?

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

No, I didn't mention you yet. Gotta do it before the card arrives. Good thing the volcano prevents airplanes to fly Buys me some time

 

[wwjd_kilden]

hehhee

if it wasnt so warm down there I\d send peppermint candy to bribe her

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

There are several ways to 'impress' her. I know some tricks. The main trick is being polite. That might sound weird, but most people aren't polite anymore these days. She is very fond of politeness. A basic greeting 'hello' means a lot to her. A 'thank you very much', 'dinner was excellent', etc... are things that makes her happy. In other words, not taking things for granted and basic 'good manners'

Bribe her with products is nearly, if not completly impossible.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

ok

I always say hi and thank people for the dinner, so that souldn't be a problem