Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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Sonflower

Sonflower

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So, how about we share our life lessons with each other. This is supposed to be sort of a fun listing of life lessons. Things that are funny but true. HOPEfully, we can think of some funny ones.

Life lesson #1:

1. Don't post personal ads in singles: CC is NOT a dating site. ;)
 
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5. Never stand on a toilet while wearing flats or sandals. You are likely to drop a shoe in it. This actually happened to me in middle school. Don't ask.
 
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8. Don't get a cat if you want to keep your furniture in tact, and pillows, and clothes...and pretty much just anything around the house. The car is safe...unless you have an outdoor cat. o_O

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Life lesson #234 (we should just pick random numbers cause there is no way we were gonna keep it in order when 2 ppl post at the same time)

So life lesson #234

If you find yourself in the bathroom of the opposite sex, by accident, don't barricade yourself in a stall mustering up the courage to leave as countless people walk in and out. Just walk out like you belong there and move on. This also happened to me....in middle school.

Bathrooms were hard.
 
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#482. When designing a setting for a public restroom, never put the doors for both the Women's Room and the Men's Room in adjacent corners right next to each other. (They actually did this at my place of employment.)

#637. Ladies, when a man holds a door open for you, make sure you know where that door leads--it might cause you to walk into a place you;d never want to go, and cause you to see things you'd definitely never want to see.

I can't tell you how many times at work that a polite, well-meaning gentleman has noticed a woman walking behind him, and then graciously tries to hold the door open for her... Except that it's the door to the MEN'S bathroom, and not the Women's. :cautious:
 
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Life lesson #987 Look before you leap. I was being an idiot (as usual) and decided i was gonna jump off the top bunk without looking at the floor first cuz what's the fun in that right? I fell on a weight conveniently put right in front of the bed.
 
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Holding the door to men’s room open might be fun to try once I’ve turned in my two week’s notice.
 
Life lesson #763 Don't turn on the light while someone's on the top bunk, you probably have a ceiling fan and it won't end well for whoever's up there....
 
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if somebody says something that could be taken as rude, assume he is not being rude. if your assumption is correct, it's all good because he is not being rude. If your assumption is incorrect you probably don't want to call him out on being rude because jerks thrives on arguments like that.
 
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