Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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Jennie-Mae

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This one applies to me: Don’t be so talkative.
 
blue_ladybug

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Sonflower said:
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Don't forget to put your coffee cup underneath the coffee maker - unless you're just in the mood to clean something up.
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That happened to me last winter. I had just barely woken up, made the coffee and you guessed it.. forgot to put the cup under the dripper.. Went all over the counter, on the floor AND underneath the fridge.. What a mess.. I was not amused.. lol
 
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blue_ladybug said:
That happened to me last winter. I had just barely woken up, made the coffee and you guessed it.. forgot to put the cup under the dripper.. Went all over the counter, on the floor AND underneath the fridge.. What a mess.. I was not amused.. lol
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I did it today. Haha. Guess I was a wee bit sleepy. :coffee::unsure::coffee:
 
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Sonflower said:
Life lesson #342

This one is particularly useful at the holidays. NEVER and I mean NEVER loan out a southern woman's dishes without her permission. We have a particular attachment to our dishes. I had a family member (who was not from the south) send home my BEST pie plate with another family member to another STATE. Bless her heart...and nope.
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Yes. This. Please do not EVER do this! We take cooking seriously and the pots, pans, pie plates, cutting boards... We get more attached to them than a french chef gets attached to his special set of knives.
 
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers
 
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Jennie-Mae

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p_rehbein said:
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers
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Like the dyslexic that said an opinion can make folks cry, and winded up being right about that
 
p_rehbein

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

WILL ROGERS
 
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It's not happy people who are thankful............It's thankful people who are happy!
 
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RodB65

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From a former coworker, "Don't let your problems interfere with my break time" ... :unsure:
 
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RodB65 said:
From a former coworker, "Don't let your problems interfere with my break time" ... :unsure:
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Is that akin to "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"?
 
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Nothing you can't spell will ever work

Will Rogers
 
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RodB65

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cinder said:
Is that akin to "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"?
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could be... It was a union plant and breaks were a big deal.
 
p_rehbein

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Ask three people a question, you will get four different answers
 
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