Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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Words to live by my friend words to live by! Love it!

Here's one.

Never believe any thing you hear.

And only half of what you can see.
 
Retirement is when you've given so much of yourself to the company, that you no longer have anything left they can use.
 
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Don't squat with your spurs on
 
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
 
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.


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Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
 
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Sometimes when I'm down I feel like eating the yellow show and call it good. Fortunately, I live in Florida so I haven't had to resort to such a desperate measure.
 
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Life lesson#A-Never use a pool noodle under both your arms while sitting in a pool chair it locks you into the chair to where you can't get back out of the chair!(did this when I was a toddler and learned my lesson)
 
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