Favorite movie lines ever

[VioletReigns]

From "A Christmas Story" - The direct quote from the movie has the son Ralphie narrating, "The old man stammered in anger, trying to come up with a real crusher. All that got out was--- 'naddafinga!' "

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[Lynx]

Someone almost nailed my favorite movie quote of all time.

Dorothy: "But how can you talk with no brain?"
Scarecrow: "Oh I know some people with no brains who do an awful lot of talking."

 

[cinder]

18 out of 12 apostles are buried in Spain - Luther

Portugese official: We must work in the world. The world is thus
Cardinal: No. Thus have we made the world. Thus have I made it. - The Mission

There's some good left in this world, and its worth fighting for. - LOTR: The Two towers

I will never be on the wrong side again. - Braveheart

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Arsenic and Old lace

The sleeper must awaken - Dune

I do not think you will accept my help since I am only waiting around to kill you - The princess bride

 

[Shouryu]

"Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bong!" - Transformers, The Movie

"I'd give real money if he'd shut up!" - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?" - The Karate Kid

"No point in steering now." - Strange Brew

"The power of the force stopped you, you hosers." - Strange Brew

"You eat pieces of [waste] for breakfast?"
"...NO!" - Happy Gilmore

"Man, now that's real shame, folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!" - Better Off Dead

 

[wwjd_kilden]

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?
Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”
- LOTR


I touched the bott!
- Finding Nemo

 

[SarahM777]

Beatrice: You here to make fun of me too?
Kay: No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice: Sure.

Men in Black

 

[chri5tdrumm3r]

Harry: "Huh. I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of [bleep], man!"

-- Dumb and Dumber

 

[Charcoal]

"I have a sock!"

This is my fave because it is the txt message the the GF & I regularly send one another to let it be known that the kids are in bed, the chores are "reasonably" done, and that when the other is ready we are available for our regular evening phone call.

 

[Jimbone]

"My precious." ~ Lord of the Rings

"I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." ~ Napoleon Dynamite

LOL, you just reminded me of one from that movie


"Shocks,....pegs,......lucky!" from Napoleon Dynamite as well.

 

[PHYSIKA73]

"Phil? No, his first name is agent." - Tony Stark (aka Ironman) From The Avengers

 

[MissCris]

Captain Steven Hiller: [talking to the unconscious alien he's dragging] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy [bleep] through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...

[yells]
Captain Steven Hiller: and what the hell is that smell?
[starts kicking the alien, yelling]
Captain Steven Hiller: I could've been at a barbecue!
[kicks the alien one last time and calms down]
Captain Steven Hiller: But I ain't mad.

-Independence Day

 

[zaoman32]

Walter Sobchak: So What? When you get a divorce you get a new license? You turn in your library card? You STOP being Jewish?

Walter Sobchak: Your wheel! At fifteen m-p-h I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi!
The Dude: Uzi?
Walter Sobchak: You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked!


Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: ...retarded. Like, really retarded. In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!

 

[blue_ladybug]

​"I'm gonna make ya an offah ya can't refuse." The Godfather- Marlon Brando

 

[Charcoal]

and though it's not a movie:

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed..."

 

[mailmandan]

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year" - Christmas Vacation.



"Be Somebody" - The Jerk.



"Lighten up Frances" - Stripes.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

"IT'S A SWEATER!!" - El Guapo in The Three Amigos

"...legal addictive stimulants..." - Tom Hanks referring to coffee in You've Got Mail

"Let's go kiss Hans!! Who IS this Hans?" - Olaf in Frozen

 

[ArtsieSteph]

"Are you gonna go all Shakespear on me? Doest thou knowest thy wearith thy mother's drapes?" Ironman to Thor in Avengers

 

[mailmandan]

Sixteen Candles



Animal House



Better off Dead

 

[Descyple]

"Say hello to my little friend" - from the movie "Twins" (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito)


"I'm the king of the world" - from the movie "King Kong" (it was Kong's only speaking line in the whole movie)


"I feel the need - the need for speed" - from the movie "Driving Miss Daisy" (even 80 year olds like the smell of smoking tires)


"I'll Be Back" - from all of the "Friday the 13th" movies (Jason Vorheez never really goes away!!!)


"I see dead people" - from the movie "The Bucket List" (self-explanatory)

 

[Mister2Lips]

"He'll live." Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2.