I have to admit though that if some guy walked up to me and was like, "HEY BABY, LET'S SNOG!!!"
I would probably look at him sideways.
And possibly call the police.
So would I and I reckon my wife would say, Hands off he's mine
I have to admit though that if some guy walked up to me and was like, "HEY BABY, LET'S SNOG!!!"
I would probably look at him sideways.
And possibly call the police.
So would I and I reckon my wife would say, Hands off he's mine
I can't laugh. I'm going to be 40 next March and I've never had a first kiss yet. Maybe my chocolate breath scares the girls away.
I had to smile because I read this as, "And the girl smelt funny. It wasn't really a septical moment " (as in, septic systems.)
Just another one of my random bouts of mental dyslexia.![]()
you just spelled septical wrong...it's spreading!Lol, typos and insomnia go hand and hand. I'm not sure how special came out as sepitcal.
I smiled when I saw the title of this thread. Know why? Because some might find this amusing. The fact that I'm going to be 30 next month and I still haven't had a first kiss. It's okay. Go ahead and laugh, I know you want to.
When it comes to what song I'd like to hear when I have my first kiss...well...for whatever reason, the first song that popped into my head was "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye. You might find that amusing too.
My first kiss...Never had one,I expect it to be especially cute and awkward though with a girl I meet,because around alot of girls if I'm not joking then I'm super shy,and don't know what to say,also I would hope for it not to be accidental,though that is kind of cute too.(anime influence)
Well you never know,I would like a girl that's as shy as me,silly as me,though a temper is cute too,if I had a first kiss with a girl no music would be playing that I could hear and my mind and body would be mush temporarily lol.Don't expect it to be cute
It's awkward lol just plain awkward
Mine was when I went to watch my boyfriend'so rugby game and we went to walk around the stadium and he just stopped and kissed me
It was very very very awkward even days after XD
Our first kiss was rather funny,certainly not out of a movie unless its a romcom. We were in his car saying goodnight and he put out his hand,so I took it and shook it. Well I always horrible on reading signals. Then he tried to plant a kiss but I was headed for the door and he caught the side of my face between my forehead and my eyeball. It was a failure all the way round and hubby still wont let me live it down. When he put out his hand he was wanting to take mine and kiss it. Awww.He still says "why did you think I wanted to shake your hand?!" Still laugh about it. They always say the first kiss is everything,a woman judges a man on the first kiss. Well obviously I gave him a second chance and a third and a...well we're married so there you go.rofl
well when one isn't royalty or from France or England...Our first kiss was rather funny,certainly not out of a movie unless its a romcom. We were in his car saying goodnight and he put out his hand,so I took it and shook it. Well I always horrible on reading signals. Then he tried to plant a kiss but I was headed for the door and he caught the side of my face between my forehead and my eyeball. It was a failure all the way round and hubby still wont let me live it down. When he put out his hand he was wanting to take mine and kiss it. Awww.He still says "why did you think I wanted to shake your hand?!" Still laugh about it. They always say the first kiss is everything,a woman judges a man on the first kiss. Well obviously I gave him a second chance and a third and a...well we're married so there you go.rofl
to be frank, the first guy who kissed me isn't the one i recall, or care about.
it's the last guy who matters.