From the letter of Paul to the sports fans of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania:
"Yo! Congrats to the Eagles for having a pretty good season so far this year. Go Eagles! Beat Panthers! My condolences on the Phillies, but at least they beat the Mets (just messing with you, Ed), and do NOT blame the Lord for what's happening to the Sixers. Even heaven has no idea what's going on there. And, sorry, I'm just not a hockey fan, so haven't heard how the Flyers are doing, but I'll take a cheesesteak wit from Geno's and a pretzel with mustard, if you happen to be going by that way on the way to visit me. Do hurry though, since the pretzels get too hard within 12 hours. BTW, how come you have to say "wit" for a cheesesteak, since by its very nature a cheesesteak already has cheese? And, I'll give Philly a 98 -- good tune, and you can dance to it."
It's fun making up letters from Paul. Thanks!