From woman to men

[MissCris]

Here's another question for the ladies.

What should we reply if you ask us "Am I fat?"

Women who ask this question already know whether they are fat or not, but they'll ask their man this to see how the training is going. If he says "No, not at all dear", she knows she's got him nearly trained, but sometimes even when he says 'no', she'll proceed with other "test" questions, such as "Really? I think my thighs look big in these pants, though, don't you?" or "Do you think (insert name of your ex-girlfriend) is fatter than me?" At this point, she's really trying to trap you. However, if instead of 'no', you have told her that Yes, she is fat...prepare for battle.

Your best bet is not to be with a woman who lays traps like this, or else is not bright enough to know herself if she is fat or not

P.S- Do women really actually ask stuff like this?!

 

[Inu]

Women who ask this question already know whether they are fat or not, but they'll ask their man this to see how the training is going. If he says "No, not at all dear", she knows she's got him nearly trained, but sometimes even when he says 'no', she'll proceed with other "test" questions, such as "Really? I think my thighs look big in these pants, though, don't you?" or "Do you think (insert name of your ex-girlfriend) is fatter than me?" At this point, she's really trying to trap you. However, if instead of 'no', you have told her that Yes, she is fat...prepare for battle.

Your best bet is not to be with a woman who lays traps like this, or else is not bright enough to know herself if she is fat or not

P.S- Do women really actually ask stuff like this?!

Think the only guy I've asked this question to is my best friend and he always replies with a yes.....

 

[Fenner]

Just be nice, don't smack your lips while eating your food, don't snap your gum and use manners. Oh please don't breath to heavy while you're eating, that's gross. If you must, stop breathing all together, that's better then making gross noises while eating. Don't lick food off your fingers, or hers, gross, gross, gross, and you might give or get Ebola. Don't by any means put her feet in your mouth, eww I would barf. There are some people that like that sort of thing. Don't wait 3 days after a date to call, some dork made that up and it's stupid and rude. If she's having a bad day don't ask, are you on your period? That's so disrespectful, like a woman can't have a bad day without being on her period.

Ok, now take this post lightheartedly and have fun!

 

[Oncefallen]

Where is the line between high heels and walking on stilts?

Stilts don't pinch and deform your feet or make you walk funny, but they sure aren't attractive.



but they are available in designer colors

 

[Malcyboy]

From being friends with mostly females. I have come to learn that honesty and precision are important...Should be the same with everyone...but in the context of women...if they ask if a certain item they are considering buying suits them, be honest about it! "Honestly, I don't think that item suits you" If she is unhappy it is HER choice..but at least she will learn to appreciate your honesty, especially if you are encouraging her to buy clothes that do bring out HER beauty and not just clothes that show off a lot of skin etc.

In terms of shoes/heels....NEVER QUESTION THE SHOES!!! They need a different pair for every outfit, season, year etc...for a man all we need is smart shoes, work shoes, trainers (maybe 2 sets) and slippers/seasonal shoes...women need like a full walk-in wardrobe's worth just to cope

p.s. please never bash someone with high heels, especially the likes of your 4/5" ones...they tend to be sharper and I have seen people hospitalised due to a heel piercing the head...

 

[Jullianna]

I have a question: Why high heels? I have never understood this. It makes you walk weird and you always complain about them killing your feet, but the only reason I have ever got for wearing them is "I just like them." Why do you like them?

Speaking of which... I saw a lady at church Sunday night with rather extreme high heels, she was standing on tip-toe, and the whole shoe was built up like platform shoes. Where is the line between high heels and walking on stilts?

Because heels are pretty (MissCris: Those are gorgeous! ).
Because heels make us taller and give the illusion of longer legs, particularly when paired with hose of the same color.
Because heels cause us to adjust our posture in an attractive way if we know how to walk in them.
Because they make great weapons.

Here's another question for the ladies.

What should we reply if you ask us "Am I fat?"

A woman who asks this question is insecure and seeking loving encouragement from you. When any of us gain weight, it's not exactly a secret, is it? We kinda know. She just wants you to tell her that she looks beautiful to YOU, no matter what she sees in the mirror or on the scale.

The correct answer is: "Baby, I love you. You are beautiful to me no matter what you wear."

Memorize ^this^. Your life may depend on it, especially if she is pregnant.

And pray for me, as I am probably now on report to the Women's Union of the World for sharing this information. I think it is a violation of the Secret Women Code Book that we hide in all restrooms.

 

[Tintin]

I'm so very glad this thread isn't about gender reassignment. Because, honestly, that was my first thought upon reading the title.

 

[Jullianna]

I'm so very glad this thread isn't about gender reassignment. Because, honestly, that was my first thought upon reading the title.

And now I'm wrestling with a vision of what a female version of Tintin would look like in my head.

 

[Tintin]

And now I'm wrestling with a vision of what a female version of Tintin would look like in my head.

Oh, my! I've created a monster! Mwhahaha!

 

[AsifinPassing]

I started to read each post...but by the end of the first page...I didn't want to anymore. No offense to anyone...

I don't really think I have many questions regarding da femalez... I've learned a lot over the years, and seem to get along with them pretty well. An example, for instance, is that there are several ways one may take what I just said. Some will think, "We'll see..." ...other may think... "Cool, I hope so..." while others will be more along the lines of "yeah right..." or take some sort of offense or grain of salt to the statement. In any case, "Moves and counter-moves" for all your mockingjay fans.

I tend to be able to read people pretty well. It just comes along with the territory of being an INFJ. Where I fall short is in the whole 'social rules' or 'subtlety' ...partly because I'm a guy, and a different, abnormal, or divergent one...but also because "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

In fact, I found out the other day when speaking to friend/coworker who was female that there were two or three other female coworkers (also friends) who apparently wanted to be more than friends...but were never direct about it...and played a bunch of strange 'games'... I guess part of me suspected it, but certainly not to the extent that she told me.

Apparently woman can be quite terrible...or so other women tell me. Anyway...

 

[Roh_Chris]

Women who ask this question already know whether they are fat or not, but they'll ask their man this to see how the training is going. If he says "No, not at all dear", she knows she's got him nearly trained, but sometimes even when he says 'no', she'll proceed with other "test" questions, such as "Really? I think my thighs look big in these pants, though, don't you?" or "Do you think (insert name of your ex-girlfriend) is fatter than me?" At this point, she's really trying to trap you. However, if instead of 'no', you have told her that Yes, she is fat...prepare for battle.

Your best bet is not to be with a woman who lays traps like this, or else is not bright enough to know herself if she is fat or not

P.S- Do women really actually ask stuff like this?!

Yes, women really ask stuff like this. My ex did. In the beginning, I used to say 'Er. .. um... baby, I don't think so.' (You're right, BIG MISTAKE). Later, I started saying 'Pfft .. Who told you that?' And I pretended to roll up my sleeves and get ready to bash someone. I think this is a safer reply. I've tried every reply in the book and no other one has worked. I am booked for a violation of female dignity (by saying she's fat) or for lying (by saying she's not).

I would like to know if there are other feasible solutions to this question. More like exchanging notes with all you women/men out there.

Because heels make us taller and give the illusion of longer legs, particularly when paired with hose of the same color.


A woman who asks this question is insecure and seeking loving encouragement from you. When any of us gain weight, it's not exactly a secret, is it? We kinda know. She just wants you to tell her that she looks beautiful to YOU, no matter what she sees in the mirror or on the scale.

The correct answer is: "Baby, I love you. You are beautiful to me no matter what you wear."

Memorize ^this^. Your life may depend on it, especially if she is pregnant.

And pray for me, as I am probably now on report to the Women's Union of the World for sharing this information. I think it is a violation of the Secret Women Code Book that we hide in all restrooms.

Hose? You women wear hose? Like these??

Now I know why they come in different colours. Somewhere in the world, a woman is wearing one of them.


As to your reply, I have tried it but it never worked. Her reply was 'Oh quit beating around the bush and tell me. I'm fat, isn't it? That's why you don't wanna answer my question directly.' And I was like -

 

[Inu]

Yes, women really ask stuff like this. My ex did. In the beginning, I used to say 'Er. .. um... baby, I don't think so.' (You're right, BIG MISTAKE). Later, I started saying 'Pfft .. Who told you that?' And I pretended to roll up my sleeves and get ready to bash someone. I think this is a safer reply. I've tried every reply in the book and no other one has worked. I am booked for a violation of female dignity (by saying she's fat) or for lying (by saying she's not).

I would like to know if there are other feasible solutions to this question. More like exchanging notes with all you women/men out there.





Hose? You women wear hose? Like these??

Now I know why they come in different colours. Somewhere in the world, a woman is wearing one of them.


As to your reply, I have tried it but it never worked. Her reply was 'Oh quit beating around the bush and tell me. I'm fat, isn't it? That's why you don't wanna answer my question directly.' And I was like -

Lol... hose???? not that hose... its pantyhose ... I've never been much of a fan of them... they are sometimes uncomfortable or rip and you end up looking like some bride of chucky....

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

All kidding aside... this is what makes me happy.

I love intelligent, witty, easy-going people. In that order. You don't have to be incredibly good-looking, if you have smarts, I'm all about it.
Also, I want a guy who will pick on me and tease me. I have a pretty tough skin and I don't like being sentimental or overly gushy. It gets old really fast. I also like it when a guy ignores me a little bit and makes me work. I like perusing.

I've noticed I'm drawn to the personality type of musicians, because typically I don't find out they play an instrument until much later, do there has to be a connection of some sort. I want someone who is strange and unique, someone who sticks out.

Annnd, I'd have to admit. If they had facial hair of some sort, I may get a bit excited. Ha ha!

I hate to say it, but I think I'm attracted to hipsters.

GAH.

 

[Ugly]

Hipsters? HIPSTERS?

 

[Inu]

All kidding aside... this is what makes me happy.

I love intelligent, witty, easy-going people. In that order. You don't have to be incredibly good-looking, if you have smarts, I'm all about it.
Also, I want a guy who will pick on me and tease me. I have a pretty tough skin and I don't like being sentimental or overly gushy. It gets old really fast. I also like it when a guy ignores me a little bit and makes me work. I like perusing.

I've noticed I'm drawn to the personality type of musicians, because typically I don't find out they play an instrument until much later, do there has to be a connection of some sort. I want someone who is strange and unique, someone who sticks out.

Annnd, I'd have to admit. If they had facial hair of some sort, I may get a bit excited. Ha ha!

I hate to say it, but I think I'm attracted to hipsters.

GAH.

............................

 

[Tintin]

I'm so very glad this thread isn't about gender reassignment. Because, honestly, that was my first thought upon reading the title.

Oops, I need to read some thread titles with more care. This thread is actually entitled "Woman to Men" and not "Woman to Man". *giggles*

 

[Inu]

Oops, I need to read some thread titles with more care. This thread is actually entitled "Woman to Men" and not "Woman to Man". *giggles*

Lol it's cool... I read that and had a good giggle to myself...

 

[AsifinPassing]

In response to the 'Am I Fat?' stuff... Girls just be starting fights for not reason. Really... they seem to like it, or have some disorder for it if they don't like it. They just want to argue and stir things up sometimes. It really baffles me...but you just have to accept it, have some good armor, and still be the loving guy even when you're fighting...which makes no sense, but still is the case...so sorry about cha.

 

[Inu]

In response to the 'Am I Fat?' stuff... Girls just be starting fights for not reason. Really... they seem to like it, or have some disorder for it if they don't like it. They just want to argue and stir things up sometimes. It really baffles me...but you just have to accept it, have some good armor, and still be the loving guy even when you're fighting...which makes no sense, but still is the case...so sorry about cha.

Sometimes hormones get the better of us and the smallest thing could set us off.... But on a serious note....

 

[cinder]

Here's a secret to help all the guys out. Whatever you think she should already understand: she needs to hear it repeatedly. So if you like being around her, or think she's beautiful, or are proud of the effort she is making towards some goal, etc. tell her, like on a weekly or monthly basis or whenever the subject comes up.

Also please be consistent in you interest level and attention. There is nothing more aggravating or confusing than a guy who seems eager to see you and talk with you one day and then a couple days later barely acknowledges your existence. No matter what is going on in your life the girl will think it's personal and wonder what she did wrong.

I have a question: Why high heels? I have never understood this. It makes you walk weird and you always complain about them killing your feet, but the only reason I have ever got for wearing them is "I just like them." Why do you like them?

Speaking of which... I saw a lady at church Sunday night with rather extreme high heels, she was standing on tip-toe, and the whole shoe was built up like platform shoes. Where is the line between high heels and walking on stilts?

As a lady who has never worn high heels (heck I barely wear dress shoes at all, they are horribly uncomfortable and I have wide feet), I don't understand heels either. I think part of it is women are trained to think that wearing heels equals looking beautiful or dressed up. And yes heels make your legs look longer, your rear tighter, and your front stick out more. It's also possible the women wearing heels are mistaking the confused looks of the surrounding men for interest or male attention instead of the "why on earth would she wear something so uncomfortable and impractical?" look.

Here's another question for the ladies.

What should we reply if you ask us "Am I fat?"

Umm… try "I have eyes for only you so I really have no basis of comparison. You're the only woman I see, and I think you are beautiful." Alternatively you might also be able to try answering with a question like "does it matter?". When a woman asks this she is either trying to pick a fight or feeling very insecure and wondering if she is still worthy of love, beautiful, if you really still want to be with her above all other women, etc. Anything sincere that implies you aren't interested in looking for anyone else is your best bet, but and this is important GIVE HER YOUR FULL ATTENTION WHEN ANSWERING if you blow off this question or answer half heartedly, it is obvious you don't care about her and are already losing interest. And she will lash out hurt ninety some percent of the time.