I think this year I'm just going to give everybody a card that says a donation was made to a good charity in their name. (Notice I never said anything about actually making a donation to said charity...) 
What? Nobody I know needs nothing. (Yes I know that's a double negative. Hush.) Everybody I know done got everything.
What kind of ideas you got for gifts this year?
What? Nobody I know needs nothing. (Yes I know that's a double negative. Hush.) Everybody I know done got everything.
What kind of ideas you got for gifts this year?