Give me bad advice...

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Lynx

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I imagine it's a pain to clean though.
 

Ballaurena

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After ten years of being single and celibate because you dedicated your life to Christ, you take two buses and two trains to go on a first date with someone you’ve never met before in person, to go on a church date, only to be asked by her if you want to go to a rave afterwards at Venice beach of all places but instead of saying no like I did, you say “totally!”

Not sure if this is good or bad advice cause you might be able to be a light in a dark place or if you are weak, with a history, you may be tempted to give in to any behavior that can ruin your witness to her.

I’m saying this as if you were a guy.
If it was Venice Beach Florida this week then that would be either EXTREMELY bad advice or a mission trip.
 

TheLearner

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Why doesn't she go back to the old way? well I don't know about gooey, but i would say they need to be firm and moist. I think gooey would describe fudge. I guess everyone has a different opinion on how the perfect brownie should be, I hope we don't start a church split over this lol.
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I_am_Canadian

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Be wise as a serpent and harmless as a dove, you could if you wanted too, but what happens if someone of a dishonourable character comes across it with intent to use it maliciously??
 

I_am_Canadian

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Actually paying your taxes is good advice, even Jesus said give unto Cesar what is Cesar's and unto God what is Gods. Plus if you file and pay every year the government can't come back later and nail you with fines and penalties or throw you in jail.
 

I_am_Canadian

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If you want my advice,
Always Vote Liberal/Democrat
Always Threaten a skunk
Never Tithe unless your net income exceeds 1 million dollars
Always practice polygamy
 

Talljake

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Telling your wife she is wrong
Do you know why women have smaller feet? To stand closer to the sink lol.

Women love hearing " get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" , it makes them feel wanted lol
 

Magenta

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Do you know why women have smaller feet? To stand closer to the sink lol.

Women love hearing " get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" , it makes them feel wanted lol
And if you use the term "Sammich," it is like the highest of compliments to them, because sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches, a true work of culinary art... to be acknowledged capable of such will endear you to her even more.