Good first intro lines?

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Just bring a puppy everywhere you go, nobody can resist a puppy.

I don't have a puppy. Can I just bring my puppy dog eyes?

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You carry around the preserved eyes of a puppy dog, that's just weird, definitely not a good intro line. Save those kind of revelations for the 5th date or later. :P

lol.

I get that I don't need to carry my puppy dog eyes wherever I go, but if she has not already seen my puppy dog eyes by the 5th date we're probably no good for each other.
 
can you read this small print for me?(spoil date on food or drink items!)
 
locked my keys in my car,could you help me bust a window of my car???(true love right there hahaha hahaha!)
 
Do you like sweeties as you're the sweetest thing....!
(As long as the reply isn't "Do you like nuts..." you're in!)
 
Hello can I show you the blister on my foot!

just kidding folks on That one!!





..if I could rearrange the alphabet..I would put U @ I together!!!