Guy'n Language

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I'm watching CNN and they're doing a bit on the lady who does sign language while Mayor Bloomberg speaks.

It got me thinkin.

Women should have someone next to them, when they are speaking to a guy. The woman's words could be translated into what she really means.

You know, into guy'n language.

Her ten minute speech, could be translated into a five word sentence, or a series of primal grunts, easily understood by men.

Does anyone second this motion?
 
unfortunately, the girls would need a translator as well. So when a guy is done with his grunt it'll take the translator ten minutes to explain...wait a minute...that's enough time to grab a bowl of chips!


THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!
 
Maybe you should come up with some sort of grunt code i.e.

One male grunt means - you put your feet up dear, I will do the washing up tonight.
two grunts means - get your best kit on Im taking you out to dinner
three grunts means - I will do the shopping all week if you let me watch football tonight.

Yes that could work, im sure woman would support a grunting code of this kind ;)
 
Miri said:
Maybe you should come up with some sort of grunt code i.e.

One male grunt means - you put your feet up dear, I will do the washing up tonight.
two grunts means - get your best kit on Im taking you out to dinner
three grunts means - I will do the shopping all week if you let me watch football tonight.

Yes that could work, im sure woman would support a grunting code of this kind ;)
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sigh, It's a little more complicated than that.
 
It'd be great if everyone could just say what they mean but until that happens, I'm all for the translator. ;)
 
Kinda reminds me of a College Humor video where the girls had their own secret language. It was somewhat insane.
 
I am totally convinced, as our my brothers, that our mom and sister have their own code which includes certain types of body language and eye contact.
 
Does this help -

What women say verses what they mean

We need = i want
We need to talk = I need to complain
Hang the picture there = No i mean hang it there
Is my bum big in this = says yes and I will kill you
Yes = no
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
You are so manly = you need a bath

What men say verses what they mean

Can we talk about this later = I never want to talk about this again
Anyone want to go eat = I want to go eat
What's wrong = oh no not again
Ok lets go and see that play = I dont want to see the play but you will make my life a misery if I say no
I like that one better - just pick any dress and lets go home
I dont feel well this afternoon you go without me = I really want to stay and watch the football
 
Grunts? Well I was in bass pro the other day... I saw grunt calls to call in elk, and a buckasaurus .. can't say I saw any calls that said. "man grunt " anywhere on the shelves .. They had everything else to call... (scratches head)
 
Powemm said:
Grunts? Well I was in bass pro the other day... I saw grunt calls to call in elk, and a buckasaurus .. can't say I saw any calls that said. "man grunt " anywhere on the shelves .. They had everything else to call... (scratches head)
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I'm sensing a new reality show on the horizon... Instead of "Duck Dynasty" and the "Duck Commander", I suppose it will have to be something like "Man Bait, Inc." featuring the famous "Man Caller"...

Apparently, mine must not be set to the right frequency. I keep attracting Florida geckos instead. (Oh wait... those ARE the men... maybe they've just been working on their tans...)
 
What's so hard to understand?

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why is it when someone " wants " to learn your language , it remains a secret and so difficult to find anyone who will teach it to you? god gives us all the answers in His word ... Perhaps it's because when a student is ready , the teacher doesn't want to teach or help the student learn, or perhaps the teacher is ready and the student doesn't want to learn... Ahhhh! but when both are ready teacher and student on both sides are able to come together ... lessons are learned beautifully... How bout THAT kimosabe?
Peace. Tonto
 
:) JUST LOOK AT THE EYES, YOU'LL FIQURE IT ALL OUT IN ABOUT A FEW SECONDS.
 
Searching4Truth said:
*grunts scratch scratch belch*
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OOHH OOHH OOHH, me me me. *raises hand*

I can interpret this!!

It means, "I COMPLETELY AGREE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, WITH ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES IN THE CC FORUM. I AM JUST NOT USED TO SHARING MY FEELINGS, ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS, OR PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AND SO I MAKE THESE PRIMAL NOISES INSTEAD. YOU GO, LADIES!!"

Why thank you, Searching. Aren't you sweet!! :D
 
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The only words guys NEED to know: "I love you" "I'm sorry" "It'll never happen again"

Everything else is just...I don't know...whatever.
 
I know the alphabet in sign so I guess I could spell it out for ya Stilly if you really want me too? lol
 
zaoman32 said:
The only words guys NEED to know: "I love you" "I'm sorry" "It'll never happen again"

Everything else is just...I don't know...whatever.
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Addendum:
"Of course it doesn't make you look fat."
"Can I get you some chocolate?"
"You can have all of the closets. I'll just put my stuff in the garage."
"No, you can never have enough shoes."
 
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