haha an interesting article..

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Gotta love the way the article seems to place single dads and those making under $60,000 (about $62,000 USD) a year in the "undesirable" catagory. I would expect better than this coming from a member of the clergy, regardless of denomination.
 
Oncefallen said:
Gotta love the way the article seems to place single dads and those making under $60,000 (about $62,000 USD) a year in the "undesirable" catagory. I would expect better than this coming from a member of the clergy, regardless of denomination.
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I know!

I was thinking 'Wow, if I only choose men who earn more than 60,000k per year, I'd pretty much eliminate every guy in my town lol'...time to move haha!

What a joke!
 
standards are all well and good but when you've shot yourself in the foot you've got no one to blame but yourself.
 
When I read that I thought it seemed like all of us single ladies were supposed to step up to the "non-gay single guy who makes over $60,000" claw machine and just pick one for a dollar.:D:rolleyes:
 

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Jullianna said:
When I read that I thought it seemed like all of us single ladies were supposed to step up to the "non-gay single guy who makes over $60,000" claw machine and just pick one for a dollar.:D:rolleyes:
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Ohhhh! Now I know what I'm doing wrong, I must've escaped the claw machine before I was supposed to. Now how do I get back in? Do I need to prove my heterosexuality and provide a pay stub? :D
 
Out of those 86,000 who were left in the eligible men category, they failed to mention how many were:

- jerks
- unattractive
- too cheap
- too shy
- too creepy
- too uptight (lacks a sense of humor - like the one in here :rolleyes:)


And this all brings to mind the reasons why you're still single that I posted many eons ago...

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Oh and I forgot to include the one BIG thing they didn't mention about the 86,000 eligible men...

How many were CHRISTIAN?

Also...

How many were:

- married to their work

- addicted to drugs or alcohol

- hate women

- are emotionally unstable

- are mentally unstable

- have lack of morals

- are crooked (involved with illegal dealings here and there)

- simply don't want to get married
 
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Jullianna said:
When I read that I thought it seemed like all of us single ladies were supposed to step up to the "non-gay single guy who makes over $60,000" claw machine and just pick one for a dollar.:D:rolleyes:
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Oh! Where can I find one of those machines? An amusement arcade?
 
zeroturbulence said:
Oh and I forgot to include the one BIG thing they didn't mention about the 86,000 eligible men...

How many were CHRISTIAN?

Also...

How many were:

- married to their work

- hate women

- are emotionally unstable

- are mentally unstable

- have lack of morals

- are crooked (involved with illegal dealings here and there)

- simply don't want to get married
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You forgot one

-are lying, cheating, passive-agressive, control freaks who can never be pleased?
 
zeroturbulence said:
Oh and I forgot to include the one BIG thing they didn't mention about the 86,000 eligible men...

How many were CHRISTIAN?

Also...

How many were:

- married to their work

- hate women

- are emotionally unstable

- are mentally unstable

- have lack of morals

- are crooked (involved with illegal dealings here and there)

- simply don't want to get married
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Not to derail the thread, but love your avatar right now Zero! Carry on.
 
Jullianna said:
When I read that I thought it seemed like all of us single ladies were supposed to step up to the "non-gay single guy who makes over $60,000" claw machine and just pick one for a dollar.:D:rolleyes:
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** tries to figure out how to sneak into the claw machine even though he doesn't fit the criteria :p
 
zeroturbulence said:
Oh and I forgot to include the one BIG thing they didn't mention about the 86,000 eligible men...

How many were CHRISTIAN?

Also...

How many were:

- married to their work

- addicted to drugs or alcohol

- hate women

- are emotionally unstable

- are mentally unstable

- have lack of morals

- are crooked (involved with illegal dealings here and there)

- simply don't want to get married
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Quick, someone GET zere a soapbox and also let him use your plotter (for his sign enlarged) !!

Zere, no one can see ya, you're like a mosquito in everyone's ear right now. Like a sailboat without a sail, like a chicken that can't peck, like a dog that can't scratch , like a bird that can't tweet, like a..... :D

And, with that kind of enthusiasm, get out there and win some hearts to Christ why don't ya, Christ bro :)
That's actually a pretty true list for me....

Well, except the part about hating women, green loves miladies :) :D
 
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