How to Get Rich and Attract That Faithful Christian Spouse You've Been Dreaming Of!!!

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>Put about three fiddy in the bank,
>get cryogenically frozen
>wait 1000 years
> wake up, profit from interest

As a bonus, Ill be living history so the fame will be awesome too.
 
Molly dear, and did you hear what all the neighbours say.
About those hundred sovereigns you have safely stowed away.
They say that's why I love you. Ah but Molly, that's a shame,
If you had only ninety-nine I'd love you just the same.
 
Tinuviel said:
Molly dear, and did you hear what all the neighbours say.
About those hundred sovereigns you have safely stowed away.
They say that's why I love you. Ah but Molly, that's a shame,
If you had only ninety-nine I'd love you just the same.
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I love it! :rolleyes: :D
 
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I was thinking about selling blood, and maybe a couple of my organs to China.

I can use the money to import a woman through a foreign affair.
 
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I need to invent a tire that goes flat all the way around, not just on the bottom.

#instantfameandfortune
 
I've trained animals in the past. But this time I'm gonna get rich training pets to do all the housekeeping and grocery shopping to save their owners time and energy. Or if their owners are just plain lazy slobs. :D

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If my first plan didn't work, I will marry a 95 year old without kids to share the estate with when he dies. I will do it in a meek, loving way, so that nobody expect me doing it for the money, of course. Then, when he dies, I will be a grieving, tenderhearted widdow with loads of money. Possibly with fuxed boobs, lips, butts and everything you could buy for money.

So. Guys 95+: I am single and ready for you.
Guys 50-: come back after two years and you will get the wealthy, attractive, slightly greedy woman you have dreamt of.
 
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Tommy379 said:
I was thinking about selling blood, and maybe a couple of my organs to China.
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I'm pretty sure your kidneys will sell for at least 50 yen a piece.

After all, who DOESN'T want to buy some strapping white guy's kidney?
 
SovereignGrace said:
Hmmm, well I know whose cooking I am NOT eating. :p
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Mr. Sebastian Katz is highly offended at your complete lack of confidence in his award-winning chef skills and says he shall not be delivering any of his kittycat specialty pizzas to your door henceforth.

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I've already found that person, despite that we are no longer speaking. So let's focus on how to get rich. Quickly and easily are important factors.
 
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can money transcend inflation? (depreciation of the value of money)

moths and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal?
 
What are you talking about, I'm already rich. Now what would I do to attract the perfect christian man. Let's see. What would I do?

I got it. I would buy a huge ranch. build many small cabins, have large greenhouses, cattle and sheep. I would put the homeless in the cabins, and train them to garden, herd sheep and work the cattle. in turn they would have training, food, shelter, and satisfaction of work well done. all the left over would be sent to stock the local food basket. whatcha think? should that get the right mans attention?
 
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