I can Tune a Tuna fish here's how😁🤣...

[fizzyjoe]

recite a silly pun, meme, or funny phrase that sounds like an impossible task then to really get the laughs going explain in as funny a way as possible, how you claim to have done such an impossible thing😁🤣
you can Tune a Piano but, you can't Tuna Fish... not true I can Tune a Fish
in fact a lot of fish with Dr. Seuss's book of Fish,1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue fish quite the tune to me anyways😁👍
if I start singing it over and over at least now you know why, just tuning some fish😁🤣👍

 

[Lynx]

Nice one

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

I put him together just fine. Scooped up the whole mess into a pan and fried it. Delicious!

My father had a different ending to that poem.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

 

[tourist]

recite a silly pun, meme, or funny phrase that sounds like an impossible task then to really get the laughs going explain in as funny a way as possible, how you claim to have done such an impossible thing😁🤣
you can Tune a Piano but, you can't Tuna Fish... not true I can Tune a Fish
in fact a lot of fish with Dr. Seuss's book of Fish,1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue fish quite the tune to me anyways😁👍
if I start singing it over and over at least now you know why, just tuning some fish😁🤣👍

I rode that Dr. Suess ride at Walt Disney World with my young daughter many years ago.

 

[tourist]

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast....

....again.

 

[Lynx]

....again.

Again?

I mean I know you're trying to make it rhyme, but was he the latest in a long line of wobbly wall sitters?

 

[fizzyjoe]

Nice one

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

I put him together just fine. Scooped up the whole mess into a pan and fried it. Delicious!

My father had a different ending to that poem.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Beautiful and hilarious even sounds delicious🤣😁👍

 

[fizzyjoe]

I rode that Dr. Suess ride at Walt Disney World with my young daughter many years ago.

awesome😎👍

 

[tourist]

Again?

I mean I know you're trying to make it rhyme, but was he the latest in a long line of wobbly wall sitters?

Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.

 

[fizzyjoe]

Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.

that's one way to chew things over lol😁👍
gotta really get into that poem😋👍

 

[fizzyjoe]

Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.

of mice and men they say and why?
just get one piece of cheese and they both go bonkers😁🤣😏

 

[fizzyjoe]

they say you can fix dumb but, you can't fix stupid...
well I can guess that makes a genius, I just take Stu and Pid and add to them making Stu Stun and Pid Pied so now Stupid is fixed and Stun Pied is born, speaking of...😁🤣

 

[Magenta]

of mice and men they say and why?

Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck

 

[fizzyjoe]

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Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck

lol Brilliant Magenta😁👍

 

[Lynx]

Okay Joe, try this one: You can't mix politics and religion. Everybody knows that.

Except politics - poli, multiple, and tics - blood sucking parasites. So if you attach enough of those parasites to some TV preachers you can deflate them a bit. That is mixing politics and religion, with quite a salubrious effect.

 

[fizzyjoe]

Okay Joe, try this one: You can't mix politics and religion. Everybody knows that.

Except politics - poli, multiple, and tics - blood sucking parasites. So if you attach enough of those parasites to some TV preachers you can deflate them a bit. That is mixing politics and religion, with quite a salubrious effect.

and if those preachers live from that perhaps it's a miracle😁😅🤣👍