I agree with Utah. And the OP just sounded troll-ish to me. It just sounded as if he was coming in just to get a rise out of us, you know to see if we're what we claim to be.
Perhaps though, what I should have said was, "Do you need help?"
Makes me think of Proverbs 18:13: "He who answers a matter before he hears it, it is folly and shame to him".