I wouldn't marry.......

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joecoten

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How long have you been having nightmares? lol
 
JohnDB

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:ROFL:Those who are affirmed bachelor's will have issues in a few years....

They are use to being the predators. Wait until they turn into prey.:ROFL:
 
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Gojira

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seoulsearch said:
Just as long as her high heels didn't make her taller than you?

I would imagine a fine lizard like yourself has an image to uphold.
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Well, human women have a problem with that. Not me.

Besides, I'm the king. The second Godzilla movie in 2019 proved that.
 
stilllearning

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I unequivocally, without hesitation, absolutely refuse to marry a woman who says no to my proposal.........LOL
 
Lanolin

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Someone who says they want us to get married, and then changes their mind about being married AFTER we are married.
 
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Gojira

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I wouldn't marry a baby puppy. Oh, I love baby puppies. They're the most wonderfullest things in the whole worldwideworld! I just don't want to be sexually bound to one.
 
Kireina

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I wouldn't marry...🤔🤔🤔

Someone who will disrespect my old parents 😑


Someone who thinks too highly of themselves and always looking down on people....
 
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Seeking-Christ

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I wouldn't marry, a berry. But I would eat one!
 
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17Bees

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Kireina said:
I wouldn't marry...🤔🤔🤔

Someone who will disrespect my old parents 😑
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Ok I"m blaming my own bad character here, but I just think this is hilarious. I mean, what do they do? The guy meets your parents and says "oh my gosh, you're both so old!". "This changes everything Kireina, you're parents are truly decrepit".

alright. Let me explain my humor before I lose every friend I might have had. I thought it was hilarious when people in Seattle put plywood over their business windows and then wrote "Black Lives Matter" on it. Like that was going to fix things. Like "I'm all for ya, but please don't break my windows". "And if you're going to break in, please just do that one at a time... and thank you".

Also I'm sure you're parents are lovely people. Just old.
 
Kireina

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17Bees said:
Ok I"m blaming my own bad character here, but I just think this is hilarious. I mean, what do they do? The guy meets your parents and says "oh my gosh, you're both so old!". "This changes everything Kireina, you're parents are truly decrepit".

alright. Let me explain my humor before I lose every friend I might have had. I thought it was hilarious when people in Seattle put plywood over their business windows and then wrote "Black Lives Matter" on it. Like that was going to fix things. Like "I'm all for ya, but please don't break my windows". "And if you're going to break in, please just do that one at a time... and thank you".

Also I'm sure you're parents are lovely people. Just old.
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Lolllll that would be funny I can imagine the face expressions of my parents 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Gojira

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Kireina said:
I wouldn't marry...🤔🤔🤔

Someone who will disrespect my old parents 😑


Someone who thinks too highly of themselves and always looking down on people....
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Well that rules me out. At 400' tall, I look down on everyone.
 
SonsOfCaleb

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anyone who is fickle and can be charmed, deceived, or tricked... which rules out most women, I know, but a man has to have standards.
 
Going_Nowhere

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SonsOfCaleb said:
Why not? Not a rhetorical question. As a man, I'm looking at the options and it looks like one bad option after another. But I'd like to know what your reason is.
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I'm kind of a solitary person by nature. I don't even have any close friends. So marrying and sharing my life with someone isn't likely to happen.
 
Lynx

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SonsOfCaleb said:
anyone who is fickle and can be charmed, deceived, or tricked... which rules out most women, I know, but a man has to have standards.
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Most?

Maybe women are different where you live. Here we have quite a few women who are pretty sharp.

But then I'm in the South.
 
Lanolin

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well if you keep telling that to yourself and believing it, then it will be true

I am not here to persuade people otherwise against their own beliefs, or to break any vows they may have made. Even if they dont make sense.

I wouldnt marry a hobbit (because I dont believe they really exist) but if one actually asked me, I might change my mind. Their homes are cute. However they would need to enlarge them if they wanted me to live with them. Otherwise I may get a crick in my neck.
 
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