If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Tommy379 said:
Seems like a Barney Stinson play.
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I pray you are not inferring my simple play off of the words written by Galatea's post, is you thinking of me to try and paint a positive picture of a womanizer who uses many cunning evil schemes to manipulate women instead of simply being ironic in fellowship with a sister in Christ.

Are you saying you conclude in your spiritual discernment of me, that I would paint a positive picture of a man whom would use a playbook to help him have sex with women? Like that of the fictional Character played by Patrick Harris on CBS in a TV Series Called: "How I Met Your Mother." A Character known for loving: expensive and excessive attire, playing laser tag as a frivolous person, and a person whom drinks alcohol excessively? That Barney Stinson play (or move)? The reason I brought the details of your suggestion upfront is because I didn't want your intent to be covered in your sense of humor. But, of course you may mean another Barney Stinson, and I cannot judge your intent. So, this is why I am asking if this is your portrayal!?!:confused:

Irony is humorous and I love it too, but to use humor to dig at someones character is frothed with danger spiritually. God shares with us that motive of the heart is what we end up doing. And I cannot judge your motive, but I can discern fruit. This is why I mentioned earlier, as I am sure you (Noted...) then as well, that godly humor has not a free license to participate in worldly humor. For all things we are free to do in Christ may not be Beneficial in God's economy. In other words, we must weigh humor against "...gentleness and respect of others.." And slander as well, if it exists, in the economy of God's judgements.

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GalateaWhy thank you, very much. Who knows who might be bidding that day? Perhaps I'll luck out with a lonely, blind man with a large Victorian estate in the Hamptons. :D
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If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

~ Create an incident ~


"Oh, .....Sorry!....I didn't mean to bump into you, I'm blind is all, perhaps you can help me to my large estate? I'll pay you handsomely just for staying there a lifetime! Smile. What luck it was bumping into you, I've been so lonely!" :cool:.
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*Rest assured, Tommy, that your portrayal of my post is a million miles away from my heart and minds eye. It was never my intent; never within me to paint actually. I hope this disclosure helps you understand me better, however, it saddens me to feel the need to explain it.
 
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I pray you are not inferring my simple play off of the words written by Galatea's post, is you thinking of me to try and paint a positive picture of a womanizer who uses many cunning evil schemes to manipulate women instead of simply being ironic in fellowship with a sister in Christ.

Are you saying you conclude in your spiritual discernment of me, that I would paint a positive picture of a man whom would use a playbook to help him have sex with women? Like that of the fictional Character played by Patrick Harris on CBS in a TV Series Called: "How I Met Your Mother." A Character known for loving: expensive and excessive attire, playing laser tag as a frivolous person, and a person whom drinks alcohol excessively? That Barney Stinson play (or move)? The reason I brought the details of your suggestion upfront is because I didn't want your intent to be covered in your sense of humor. But, of course you may mean another Barney Stinson, and I cannot judge your intent. So, this is why I am asking if this is your portrayal!?!:confused:

Irony is humorous and I love it too, but to use humor to dig at someones character is frothed with danger spiritually. God shares with us that motive of the heart is what we end up doing. And I cannot judge your motive, but I can discern fruit. This is why I mentioned earlier, as I am sure you (Noted...) then as well, that godly humor has not a free license to participate in worldly humor. For all things we are free to do in Christ may not be Beneficial in God's economy. In other words, we must weigh humor against "...gentleness and respect of others.." And slander as well, if it exists, in the economy of God's judgements.

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If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...



*Rest assured, Tommy, that your portrayal of my post is a million miles away from my heart and minds eye. It was never my intent; never within me to paint actually. I hope this disclosure helps you understand me better, however, it saddens me to feel the need to explain it.
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Oh shut up, no one asked you to be mr. Downer. If you don't like my post or humor, put me on ignore,and forget I exist.
 
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Well --- I'm not really sure just exactly what I will do... :confused:
 
actually wear a belt for once!(I seriously don't wear one,because I don't like how they cut into me!)
 
actually pick out a full ensemble that matches and fits!(not very picky about clothes,if they fit they fit if not well...)
 
try dueling people at yugioh dueling places like level up!(I still have the cards so why not?)
 
run through a grocery store saying..."do you have worms?"(gummy worms but without the gummy!)
 
joefizz said:
run through a grocery store saying..."do you have worms?"(gummy worms but without the gummy!)
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already called game stores here in Tennessee asking if they had worms,sadly no laughter they knew what games I was talking about lol!
 
order every "special" pizza from dominos!(already tried hamburger pizza,yuck,now on to the next ones!)
 
try being an amateur mime to some sad songs and fast funny songs,like "it's time for saying goodbye" and "don't worry be happy"!!!
 
chase after the icecream truck saying..."I gotta have a strawberry icecream on a stick" slow down"!!!
 
start saying just for fun when someone asks me directions to someplace say"it's that way" pointing both hands in opposite directions!
 
go into a pet store while playing out loud brad paisley's song..."I'd like to check you for ticks"!!!
 
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