If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Galatea said:
Find out which of my students have single dads, then set up conferences with the dads to talk about my concerns with their students. I figure it could be like speed dating. I could set up four or five conferences in one afternoon. I have had kids wanting to set me up with their uncles, but I figured they were the creepy uncles no one wants to talk about.
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Is one of my nephews or nieces your student...?










( hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha )
 
Galatea said:
My soon to be eight year old nephew told me very pointedly that he wants an uncle.
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I remember my youngest brother complaining when he was seven.... "But I dont want to be an uncle... I'm not old enough!"
 
Galatea said:
Are YOU the crazy uncle I was wondering about? Small world. :D
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"How 'bout that -- I'm up a notch already..." :D





( 'crazy' is better than 'creepy' - is it not? )


In that case, let me 'upgrade' my laugh:


( HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa )
 
Conversationand said:
Post a thread on CC asking every eligible bachelorette to marry me and see who jumps in the boat with me.
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NoNameMcgee said:
*boat sinks*
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Galatea said:
Lol, he'll be a polygamist!
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GaryA said:

That depends on who is left in the boat after all of the cat fights have ended...
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Conversationand said:
I might be tempted to push a few out until there's only one left.
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Save the boat, the ladies ( some of us other guys might need a wife too, ya know ;) ), the legal trouble, and the extra stress -- just say:

"First one on the boat gets to go on the cruise!"

There. Simple. Problem solved...
 
start making a big deal out of every normal item or thing I do saying stuff out loud!
for example..."my fluffy pillow you help me sleep" "my stench how terrible it is" "I made it to Weigel's" "Sweet tea you taste delicious" "I saved on Gas" "phone,how you help me communicate" "icecream truck how I wish I could eat you" "mail man,you bring me my check,thank you(bills no thank you) "bees how you bug me"!!!!
 
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