If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
I might learn how to play the drums - I've always wanted to try the drums.:D

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Either that or join the Salvation Army!


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Make like Ruth and go find a threshing floor, uncover a man's feet and say "I claim YOU!"
 
If I'm single for too much longer, I'm going explore all of Canada by bike.
 
Miri said:
But what if he has bunions, blisters, yellow crumbling toe nails, hard skin and
sweaty socks? :D


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mermaids are desperate creatures,so Galatea wouldn't mind!
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Miri said:
But what if he has bunions, blisters, yellow crumbling toe nails, hard skin and
sweaty socks? :D


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I know this is intended to be humorous - and, it is. However, if it was a serious question - the answer would be:

Nothing a lot of love, affection, and a good diet wouldn't take care of!

You see -- most of these types of things are caused by chemical-imbalances in our bodies - usually initiated by the build-up of the 'junk' ( read "laboratory chemicals" ) in the food we eat, or that we get from other 'environmental' sources. A proper diet will virtually-if-not-literally make them all go away - and, keep them away.

The difference between 'virtually' and 'literally' is a matter of just-how-good of a diet one can obtain and maintain.
 
GaryA said:
I know this is intended to be humorous - and, it is. However, if it was a serious question - the answer would be:

Nothing a lot of love, affection, and a good diet wouldn't take care of!

You see -- most of these types of things are caused by chemical-imbalances in our bodies - usually initiated by the build-up of the 'junk' ( read "laboratory chemicals" ) in the food we eat, or that we get from other 'environmental' sources. A proper diet will virtually-if-not-literally make them all go away - and, keep them away.

The difference between 'virtually' and 'literally' is a matter of just-how-good of a diet one can obtain and maintain.
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and I'm frank sinatra!
 
Miri said:
But what if he has bunions, blisters, yellow crumbling toe nails, hard skin and
sweaty socks? :D


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Missy G would, of course solve the problem. She would turn the socks inside out - silly! Wallah - Magic; problem solved!

"....I'm going to join a Sorority and ace the initiation test."
 
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