If you were a Christmas object, what would you be?

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Cameron143

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For us older folks would know, loll One of my favorite toys as a kid was my robot commando! It had a rocket which shot from the top of his head and little rocket balls which shot from each of his arms. lol
Did you make cool shooting sounds while playing? And lucky you. We got a sheet of paper with instructions on how make a fist, extend our thumb upward, and extend our index finger, with an accompanying list of suitable sounds to make.
Thankfully we have 2 hands so we got 2 gifts.
 

seoulsearch

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@Gojira would be that toy that requires the most batteries in the most unusual sizes -- that you have to drive to 5 stores to find -- then once you put it all together, it makes loud noises all day and all night (because of a faulty "off" button that never works,) and would eventually catch everything on fire. :D

I would guess it would look something like this:

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Don't worry, Goji, my mother says the same thing about me. :)
 

brighthouse98

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LOL Yes Cameron I would set up army men and my robot would shoot them down!! LOL
 

Gojira

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@Gojira would be that toy that requires the most batteries in the most unusual sizes -- that you have to drive to 5 stores to find -- then once you put it all together, it makes loud noises all day and all night (because of a faulty "off" button that never works,) and would eventually catch everything on fire. :D

I would guess it would look something like this:

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Don't worry, Goji, my mother says the same thing about me. :)
You're calling me an obnoxious and malfunctioning toy?
 

seoulsearch

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You're calling me an obnoxious and malfunctioning toy?
Just in accordance with the title of the thread. 😬

Don't worry, my friends have already associated me with two obnoxious things in this thread, and they were spot-on! 🤪
 

Lynx

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Just in accordance with the title of the thread. 😬

Don't worry, my friends have already associated me with two obnoxious things in this thread, and they were spot-on! 🤪
Shut up Lynx, shut up Lynx, shut up Lynx, shut...
 

Talljake

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I think I'd be a stretch Armstrong because I like hugs.

And if I doubled my weight and shaved my beard off I'd be the big huggy guy in mulan lol

 

Gojira

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Just in accordance with the title of the thread. 😬

Don't worry, my friends have already associated me with two obnoxious things in this thread, and they were spot-on! 🤪
My gigantic tongue sticks out at thee!
 

jennymae

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I sure wouldn’t be a turkey, no matter how tasty it is.