Jesus is God in First John!
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SATIRE)
hi jonathan.
i used to believe that too.
but i've been convinced by my Arian comrades that jesus is a created entity, and therefore can not be god.
just give up bible study. its too hard. who cares what it says in 1st john anyways - that could mean ANYTHING. just skim over it and that's good enough.
this is way easier.
you can bypass jesus altogether (and in fact you really should because a) he isn't god so what good can he do and b) it makes father jealous and hurts his feelings when we try to go through jesus.
i call myself a christian, so i can believe and teach whaever i want.
plus now with all these authoritative offices, who is going to question me?
stupid churches and shepherds anyways. who needs 'em.
MAN, I LIKE THIS.
signed,
the apostle, prophet, organizer of the new doctrines,
zone.
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SATIRE)