One I found somewhere... I'll use baptists as the punch line, since that's my denomination and I don't want to go and offend someone lol... Also, I forgot the different denominations in the original joke anyway, and the associated items, so I'll make stuffs up lol.
One day at a barbershop, a catholic priest walked in. The priest got his hair cut, and when he went to pay the barber, the barber said, "Oh, no... I would never charge a man of God." The priest left, and the next day, there were 3 bottles of wine on the barber's doorstep.
A few days later, a pentecostal evangelist walked in. The evangelist got his hair cut, and when he went to pay the barber, the barber said, "Oh, no... I would never charge a man of God." The evangelist left, and the next day, there were 3 bibles waiting on the barber's doorstep.
A few days alter, a baptist preacher walked in. The preacher got his hair cut, and when he went to pay the barber, the barber said, "oh, no... I would never charge a man of God." The preacher left, and the next day, the barber found 3 more baptist preachers waiting on the barber's doorstep.
=P