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Being raised a Baptist, y'all gotta know we gotta have a sense of humor. So I'll get the ball rolling. Hope to get lots of witty replies.
As I said, I was raised a Baptist but I got a touch of Pentecostal too. I guess I'm Bapticostal. Like a Baptist, I agree there should be no dancing. Cause, well it's stupid! But like a Pentecostal, I don't agree with that "Once saved always saved" stuff. That there's why half the the Baptist Church don't show up on Sunday morning. I totally agree with Baptist on speaking in unknown tongues. We got enough problems with English. Baptist don't wave their hands in the air like Pentecostals do, and I see nothing wrong with that. I'd like to start a wave in church like we do at the football games. I think if anyone should get a wave it's God.
Enough about me and what I think. I'm gonna tell a joke now.
The pianist at this-ere country church down south called in sick one Sunday morning. So, a young feller from d hi-scool band volunteered to play d piccolo whilst they sang. At d end of d first hymn, someone shouted; "dat piccolo player is a knucklehead!" D preacher stood up n said; "Will d mana - what calleda d piccolo player a Knuckleheada - please stand upa!" Didn't nobody stand up. Preacher said; "Will d mana - what sitten next to d mana - what called d piccolo player a knuckleheada - please stand upa!" Didn't nobody stand up.Preacher said; "Will d mana - sitten next to d mana - sitten next to d mana - what called d piccolo player a knuckleheada - stand upa!" Bout dat time a deacon stood up and said; "I ain't d man sitten next to d man, sitten next to d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man sitten next to d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. But what I wants to know is, who called dat knucklehead a piccolo player!
I know some of y'all don't got no sense o humor. Bless yur hearts. So, y'all jes don't reply.
As I said, I was raised a Baptist but I got a touch of Pentecostal too. I guess I'm Bapticostal. Like a Baptist, I agree there should be no dancing. Cause, well it's stupid! But like a Pentecostal, I don't agree with that "Once saved always saved" stuff. That there's why half the the Baptist Church don't show up on Sunday morning. I totally agree with Baptist on speaking in unknown tongues. We got enough problems with English. Baptist don't wave their hands in the air like Pentecostals do, and I see nothing wrong with that. I'd like to start a wave in church like we do at the football games. I think if anyone should get a wave it's God.
Enough about me and what I think. I'm gonna tell a joke now.
The pianist at this-ere country church down south called in sick one Sunday morning. So, a young feller from d hi-scool band volunteered to play d piccolo whilst they sang. At d end of d first hymn, someone shouted; "dat piccolo player is a knucklehead!" D preacher stood up n said; "Will d mana - what calleda d piccolo player a Knuckleheada - please stand upa!" Didn't nobody stand up. Preacher said; "Will d mana - what sitten next to d mana - what called d piccolo player a knuckleheada - please stand upa!" Didn't nobody stand up.Preacher said; "Will d mana - sitten next to d mana - sitten next to d mana - what called d piccolo player a knuckleheada - stand upa!" Bout dat time a deacon stood up and said; "I ain't d man sitten next to d man, sitten next to d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man sitten next to d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man, what called d piccolo player a knucklehead. But what I wants to know is, who called dat knucklehead a piccolo player!
I know some of y'all don't got no sense o humor. Bless yur hearts. So, y'all jes don't reply.