I don't think I'd be allowed to bring my giraffes on the plane. They won't have any leg room.
What about neck room?I don't think I'd be allowed to bring my giraffes on the plane. They won't have any leg room.
Isn't that mammal discrimination?I don't think I'd be allowed to bring my giraffes on the plane. They won't have any leg room.
What about neck room?
But those seats would be reclining all the way from business class to coach.Reclining seats.
Longer planes. Problem solved.But those seats would be reclining all the way from business class to coach.![]()
The jury is still deliberating whether a giraffe is a preferable combatant for the arm rest compared to an empty seat.Longer planes. Problem solved.
I'd surrender a window seat to have a giraffe seat mate.And a curry comb,of course.
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Spacial Geometry? Look at the big brain onLogistics, logistics...
Somehow I had this idea of getting my giraffes through the Panama /Suez canal on a ship would be easier than squeezing a giraffe into an airplane.
They need alot of legs room.How about crabs in a bucket?
I've heard you can't take a goldfish for a walk.They need alot of legs room.
Unless we bring along a giant seawater aquarium.
Octopus would be fun. Aquarium would be necessary to. Great travel partners if you're into damp hugs
I've heard you can't take a goldfish for a walk.
But I don't know if you can take them flying.

Maybe I just stick to cruising. I had one wish for Christmas, and that was for a sleigh ride but I'm told that Santa's reindeer aren't real, or they are now banned from drinking Red Bull, which gave them wings.


Pegasus would be awesome. Just don't feed them or the Unicorn before takeoffs. Otherwisepeople on the ground will have a whole new understanding of UFO.Its a pegasus
Or a whangdoodle in disguise.
Apparently Scotland has a lot of them, they were giving them out at the Commonwealth Games. They don't just have the Loch Ness monster.

Wow goldfish plant! That is so pretty! Do you know the latin name of it, must look it up. I've never seen one before.View attachment 293386
P.S.I love this canvas print.
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And yes,this is live and real. A goldfish plant. View attachment 293388
I have both in my laundry room. Makes me smile.
Some people claim they don't do that but just pass rainbows as wind.