Make your date run away from you screaming in eleven words!

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(calls date but then annoying relative keeps pestering you with something ridiculously annoying til you finally shout this...)
You oversized pig can't you wait until dinner,to eat???.......Hello?????(click)
 
"Give me a piece of your hair because I want to put it in my food and eat for free here."



Counting to eleven wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. :(
 
Run away, screaming at the top of your lungs.
I like my dates best when they fear for their lives.
Do this for me and I promise it will be painless.
Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you.
They always say that women enjoy being chased, I hope you do.
I want to be with you until death do us part.
 
Oh about ex ? I ate her liver with some fava beans .
Hows that ? Ha ha
Blessings
Bill

 
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