Make Your Own Barbie Doll :)

[skylove7]

Backwoods Barbie

Accesories include...

High Heels
A tractor
A squirrel caller

 

[blue_ladybug]

I don't get it... lol..

 

[tourist]

Space Cadet Barbie

 

[atwhatcost]

Pfffft, even this backwoods-turned-city-gal knows you don't need no stinking squirrel caller for squirrel dinner! They come even without the caller. Pffft.

 

[skylove7]

Self Righteous Ken

Accesories Include....

One glowing robe
99 percent CC members disapproval

And a bible...
He makes up in his own head

 

[atwhatcost]

I don't get it... lol..

Only 'cuz you know you don't need to call a squirrel. lol

 

[skylove7]

Lol....
I know...I know

I just thought....
Oh why not?

There have been worse nonsense threads than this lol

 

[VioletReigns]

Grandmom Barbie....includes bottle of low dose aspirin... orthopedic Nikes... and ornery but humorous Grandpop.

 

[skylove7]

This thread is just for anyone that wants to contribute a doll
For a laugh or two lol

God bless everybody

 

[blue_ladybug]

Self Righteous Ken

Accesories Include....

One glowing robe
99 percent CC members disapproval

And a bible...
He makes up in his own head

Anybody agree with me that this sounds suspiciously like Sirk? lol..

 

[skylove7]

Anybody agree with me that this sounds suspiciously like Sirk? lol..

Lol Lady...I looove your mind

Cuz honestly when I made up that Ken

I almost put at the bottom

(Sirk wants a refund)

Im serious lol
I thought about Sirks annoyance with guys like that lol
When I made the doll up lol
Ugh

 

[skylove7]

Haha Violet I love your barbies.
Lol...thank you for contributing

Its all good fun

Any members have an idea
Dont be shy lol

 

[skylove7]

Lol

Black Friday Shopper Barbie

Accessories Include...

Bullet Proof Vest
Air Jordan sneakers
Espresso machine lol


Hey Im guilty
I save a ton of money after Thanksgiving lol

 

[VioletReigns]

Televangelists Ken and Barbie.... includes pink Rolls Royce.... carton of hair mousse... and a case of Perrier.

 

[Reborn]

Conspiracy Theorist Barbie.

They believe there is a secret elite group known as the "Mattel" that want to "mold them"
into perfect little people so that they can brainwash society into believing they can obtain the perfect body.

....they also push, to be cool in life, they have to buy and own pink plastic Corvettes. ( only Corvette)

 

[cmarieh]

I was watching Good Morning America a few months back and they had the real life Barbie and Ken on. It really made me think that Barbie is not a good influence on children.

 

[tourist]

Conspiracy Theorist Barbie.

They believe there is a secret elite group known as the "Mattel" that want to "mold them"
into perfect little people so that they can brainwash society into believing they can obtain the perfect body.

....they also push, to be cool in life, they have to buy and own pink plastic Corvettes. ( only Corvette)

I believe the MATTEL to be alien in nature. That little R on the right hand corner refers to Romulus.

 

[skylove7]

How about...

It is all MY fault Barbie. Lol

Seoulsearch Kim will love this Barbie

She comes with the...accessories of.....
Its all my fault...not Kens just so he will go away on a horrific dinner date lol

Accesories include...

One pasta on a dinner date from hell

One hope...there is a better date tomorrow

And one white lie

Absolutely!
Forgiven by God!

When a single girl says....

Nice time...let us do it again!

 

[atwhatcost]

This thread is just for anyone that wants to contribute a doll
For a laugh or two lol

God bless everybody

I'm a little frightened that two people were able to provide photos already.

Really, people? What do you have stored on your hard drive? lol

 

[atwhatcost]

Teddy Bear Barbie

She likes to deny who she is.

Accessories
spiked heels
Thick fur coat
and a pair of teddy bear ears that look just like Micky Mouse ears but brown and thicker fur.