My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

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My life would be easier if I could remember every June that I'm allergic to the stupid cotton off the stupid cottonwood trees, and stay in the danged house when it's windy and all the stupid cotton is flying every which way o_O
 
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MissCris said:
My life would be easier if I could remember every June that I'm allergic to the stupid cotton off the stupid cottonwood trees, and stay in the danged house when it's windy and all the stupid cotton is flying every which way o_O
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If you think allergies to cottonwood stinks, try painting outside 100 feet from a cottonwood tree on the downwind side. One good gust of wind and suddenly a smooth piece of painted steel looks like an oversized cotton ball. :mad:
 
My life would be so much easier if Texas weren't so hot.
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Tommy379 said:
I think you're lying.
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Naw, Son, I have to mentally prepare myself and “sneak up on” a mirror. I take a few deep breaths and gradually steel myself to take a peek- preferably in a room with bad lighting. This avatar is an improvement on my real face.
 
LaVieEnRose said:
Naw, Son, I have to mentally prepare myself and “sneak up on” a mirror. I take a few deep breaths and gradually steel myself to take a peek- preferably in a room with bad lighting. This avatar is an improvement on my real face.
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Show us your real face, and I'll be the judge.
 
LaVieEnRose said:
Naw, Son, I have to mentally prepare myself and “sneak up on” a mirror. I take a few deep breaths and gradually steel myself to take a peek- preferably in a room with bad lighting. This avatar is an improvement on my real face.
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You are beautiful :)
 
MissCris said:
My life would be easier if I could remember every June that I'm allergic to the stupid cotton off the stupid cottonwood trees, and stay in the danged house when it's windy and all the stupid cotton is flying every which way o_O
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A couple of weeks ago, it looked like it was snowing here for a week or so... :o
 
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My life would be so much easier if ants would stay in their proper places. But I never expected them to get in the peanut butter.

It's not even that peanut butter with all the sugar in it. I eat real peanut butter - just peanuts and salt. Who knew ants like peanuts?
 
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My aunts wouldn't touch my peanut butter. They prefer that waxy, sugary stuff like Jif and Skippy peanut butter. It's like eating a sweetened peanut candle.
 
Lynx said:
My life would be so much easier if I had unlimited money... wait, I know of a lot of rich people who have more trouble than I would ever want.

My life would be so much easier if I had a wife... scratch that. From what I can tell, there are a lot more of the wrong kind of woman to marry than there are of the right kind.

My life would be so much easier if I had a better job... no, I know some people who have a "better job" and they have a lot of stress to go with it. I often feel sorry for them.

My life would be so much easier if... hmm... if I were in Heaven. Then I would no longer be living here on this earth and I wouldn't have to put up with any of the junk associated with life on earth. Of course then I would be dead, but life sure would be easier.
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Very troo
 
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