If I got one, it would likely say "I am the wretch the song talks about"- If you do not want one, let us pretend that you have already decided that you do want one, and the only question is what it will be.)
All things considered, that sounds like a good idea from a sound mind. God bless you and pup.My pup has a rather wolflike quality in shape. And she's definitely a loner so if you saw such a tattoo you'd think it was of a lone wolf. Better nix that idea so people don't think I have lone wolf syndrome.
Couldn't you get one of a herd of sheeps?My pup has a rather wolflike quality in shape. And she's definitely a loner so if you saw such a tattoo you'd think it was of a lone wolf. Better nix that idea so people don't think I have lone wolf syndrome.
Can you translate that into Swahili for me?What would mine be?
עממי אך מלומד
That's what my phone gave me when I told it to translate folksy yet erudite into hebrew.
I wouldn't get a tattoo, but if I did, it would be one that washes off.
It's tragic when a whole family can be torn apart by a pack of wild wolvesIf I saw this, I would immediately know you're an official high cult member -- and would see it as a blatant, public warning to avoid you at all costs. Now, if you had a tattoo of that Athanasian Creed, I'd know you were unquestionably trustworthy and a member of The Only True Saved, but you can't fool me with your fancy heathen sayings!
And I would most definitely NOT not overtly flirt with you, Praise Jesus!
I am finally on my way to becoming the true Rebekah I was told I should strive to be, Praise Jesus!
(Yeah, Rebekah watered a whole bunch of camels for a stranger. But she also lied to and deceived her husband to such a degree that it caused her older son to want to kill the younger and split her family apart for decades. I'm not sure why these things aren't mentioned too when Rebekah is seen as a role model, but that's just me. If God told me to pick a female role model from the Bible, she wouldn't be it, but again, that's just me.)
Hallelujah, my Heathen Harlotry Hijinxes have been cured, Praise Jesus!!
(For anyone scratching their heads, this is a continuation of some long-running jokes in another thread about tattoos.)
@Lanolin and @McShawn, you had me in absolute stitches in the other thread!
Many kudos to you for your humor! (And Praise Jesus!)
A Jewish star with the word heretic in Hebrew written over itIf you got one, what would it be?
(Following are the caveats, because nobody can just answer a simple question these days:
- The question of this thread is ignoring whether you think tattoos are right or wrong. This thread is not about that. For the purpose of this thread let us pretend that there is nothing wrong with tattoos that are not blatantly offensive.
- Yes I know some people are going to holler and yell about tattoos being evil anyway. Go ahead and get it off your chest so we can move on with this thread.
- If anyone keeps hollering and yelling about tattoos being evil for the full length of this thread, let the rest of us agree to just completely ignore him and talk around his hollering.
- If you cannot afford one, let us pretend for this thread that you can afford one easily.
- If you do not want one, let us pretend that you have already decided that you do want one, and the only question is what it will be.)
So... What's it gonna be?
Waaaait a minute, Rebekah was a role model? Really?If I saw this, I would immediately know you're an official high cult member -- and would see it as a blatant, public warning to avoid you at all costs. Now, if you had a tattoo of that Athanasian Creed, I'd know you were unquestionably trustworthy and a member of The Only True Saved, but you can't fool me with your fancy heathen sayings!
And I would most definitely NOT not overtly flirt with you, Praise Jesus!
I am finally on my way to becoming the true Rebekah I was told I should strive to be, Praise Jesus!
(Yeah, Rebekah watered a whole bunch of camels for a stranger. But she also lied to and deceived her husband to such a degree that it caused her older son to want to kill the younger and split her family apart for decades. I'm not sure why these things aren't mentioned too when Rebekah is seen as a role model, but that's just me. If God told me to pick a female role model from the Bible, she wouldn't be it, but again, that's just me.)
Hallelujah, my Heathen Harlotry Hijinxes have been cured, Praise Jesus!!
(For anyone scratching their heads, this is a continuation of some long-running jokes in another thread about tattoos.)
@Lanolin and @McShawn, you had me in absolute stitches in the other thread!
Many kudos to you for your humor! (And Praise Jesus!)
I was thinking something along the lines of this:- If you do not want one, let us pretend that you have already decided that you do want one, and the only question is what it will be.)
followed by the idea of moving there in it's honor...I just googled tartan plaid tattoo. It has been done.What about...an Edinburgh tattoo?
It would be interesting to have tartan inked all over your body....or maybe not.
Yeah, probably on the spin cycle.A tattoo of a washing machine?
Imagine when it dries up.Yeah, probably on the spin cycle.