Pun WAR!

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Sounds like a tourist group I heard about up in Ireland. They were going through one little town and the tour guide said, "If you look to your left, we are now passing one of the best whiskey distilleries in Ireland."

A tourist said, "That's what YOU think!" and jumped out of the bus.
Seemed like the tourist was on cloud wine.
 

mailmandan

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 

mailmandan

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#27
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
 

Lanolin

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prediction from this years christmas cracker....

'Looks like rain, dear'
 

mailmandan

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#30
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
 

mailmandan

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#31
Someone farted in an elevator and it was so wrong on many levels.
 

shineyourlight

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#37
ALRIGHT, PEOPLE - So, new rules:
For someone who is going to post a pun, the person below you is going to respond with another pun which is related to the pun above them.

For example)
  • PERSON 1: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
  • PERSON 2: (person can make a pun about stairs, or something else related to the sentence!)
Here is the NEW sentence:
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, let that mango.
 

GiveThanks

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When a mango from a good woman it is a sure sign he is a cheetah.
 

Lynx

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And cheetahs NEVER prosper.