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ummm ... to make the sheep stand still at Christmas.
Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
Which one? the eastern, or western swollow?

Do you love Cheez-its?
 
Do you mean choke? It would turn tuna color!

If you have the abominable snowman as a pet what is is litter box?
 
He figures it's a hospital. Should taste like clorox, right?

Why are chips and salsa most tasty late at night?
 
Depends on what you're doing.

Worship - good to be addicted to.
Witnessing - good, if God directs ever aspect
Fellow shipping - good, as long as Jesus sneaks in there often ;)
Bible study - good, cuz it's God's word

Nothing but goofyness - well, good in moderation. This is what we get easily addicted to :p

Why do Christians sometimes have to be the meanest people to talk about the Bible with? UGH!
 
Good question. Of which I can't give a complete answer.

Can you answer that?
 
I don't have an answer to that either.

Why do you think that is?