Roses are red

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Roses are red
they grow in this region
they're the prettiest flower
in God's arboretum
 
Roses are red
violets are blue
because I care for you all
I'll be praying for you!
 
Roses are red
violets can be pink
why don't men like the kitchen sink
too many pots and pans
to make all nice and clean
they leave it to women
cos they are so mean

:p
 
Roses are red
violets can be pink
why don't men like the kitchen sink
too many pots and pans
to make all nice and clean
they leave it to women
cos they are so mean

:p

Too many lines. Must be a UK thing. ;)
 
roses are yellow
violets are white
my little garden's
an unusual sight
 
Too many lines. Must be a UK thing. ;)

Roses are red
Tintin is blue.
Bush tucker trials
made him go boo hoo.

Orange juice he wanted
but his dog drank the lot.
Instead he got dish water
At least it was hot


Hiya mate :cool:
 
Roses are dead
violets are gone
eaten by greenfly
and then there were none.

Try growing nettles
they make great soup
they grow everwhere
and sting like ...

hey folks what rhymes with soup? :confused:
Bees in a group.
 
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Roses are red
But never are blue
Their natural dye
Can't produce such a hue
 
Hey I'm not from London but maybe we can introduce a bit of
Cockney rhyming slang into this, although most of you won't have
a clue what I'm talking about!

A few examples

Apples and pears = stairs
Trouble and strife = wife!
Dog and bone = phone
Butchers hook = look
Scotch eggs = legs
Mince pies = eyes
Adam & Eve it = believe it

.....on the other hand maybe that will be too complicated!