Answering every question your date has with the phrase "don't tase me bro"
so do you like the food?
answer: don't tase me bro
for extra effect (pretend to be tazed, making fake electric shock noises and wriggling out of the chair onto the floor.....)
you will make quite the scene....and your date won't even stay for the rest of the date night but flee running away in shock/horror.....
come to think of it this may be a genius idea for a bad date and how to get out of it.....