Ruin a date in just four words

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Dating advice from a 10 yr old boy who likes comic books.
Me:So what type of women do you normally date?
Kid: Wonder Woman.
Me: Well what type of women would you consider as marriage material?
Him: Storm
Me thoughtfully: So I'd have to date a warrior woman with a lasso of truth ..I can tell you right now that won't work"
Kid:Well you should be more of a man and stop lying to women.
Me: Okay.So..I should marry a woman with power to make it snow on a hot day.
Kid:Sure.That way she can make a blizzard and you can call out sick from work and spend more time with her.
Me: That's great advice Kid.So how'd you get so smart?
Kid: My mom's a divorce lawyer..
and my dad's a Pastor..so between the two I had to make up my own mind...
 
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10-four said:
Dating advice from a 10 yr old boy who likes comic books.
Me:So what type of women do you normally date?
Kid: Wonder Woman.
Me: Well what type of women would you consider as marriage material?
Him: Storm
Me thoughtfully: So I'd have to date a warrior woman with a lasso of truth ..I can tell you right now that won't work"
Kid:Well you should be more of a man and stop lying to women.
Me: Okay.So..I should marry a woman with power to make it snow on a hot day.
Kid:Sure.That way she can make a blizzard and you can call out sick from work and spend more time with her.
Me: That's great advice Kid.So how'd you get so smart?
Kid: My mom's a divorce lawyer..
and my dad's a Pastor..so between the two I had to make up my own mind...
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Too many words sir.
 
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