Ruin a date in just four words

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My butt needs work.

I will use this

latest
 
(very well tinuviel I'll try something different) what is it again??/??/??/!!/!?
 
please mow your hair.!(do not attempt this phrase if you don't want the couch to be your permanent residence)
 
are you a pokemon?..(warning, side effects of this phrase may include stale meat loaf,tupper ware pain,and or constant loud yelling that can give you nightmare)
 
I'm about to sneeze!.(code red this is not a drill get away from the sneezer or end up with a total mess on you)
 
five hour drive thru!!(is it any wonder the date won't go well Lol)
 
have some mystery stew...!(even mystery inc. wouldn't try to solve this mystery)
 
I am vastly broke.!(rich people lingo for I won't simply say I have no money LOL)