Ruin a date in just four words

[slave]

I've planned that forever!

 

[Milktalk]

Sandwiches hate my guts!

 

[Milktalk]

I prefer driving backwards.

 

[WineRose]

Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*

 

[joefizz]

Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*

Have some orange soda!*gives hi-C juice box instead*

 

[Milktalk]

I bake while driving.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

What time is it?

 

[WineRose]

KJV is best bible!

(Please no h8 m8 k thx)

 

[Bella37]

pull my beard off!

I would love to!

 

[Bella37]

I bake while driving.

I'll eat, keep driving!

 

[Bella37]

What time is it?

Time to get married!

 

[Bella37]

Here is the ketchup. *Gives the chilli sauce instead*

Hot Red suits me!

 

[Bella37]

I've planned that forever!

I can do that!

 

[Bella37]

Careful, I cry easy!

I have lotsa tissues!

 

[Bella37]

wanna know something pointless?

Just like your question?

 

[10-four]

We're on our first date it's late and a kid in pajamas walks up to our table: "Mommy says come home".

 

[MichaelOwen]

I am a redneck'

 

[slave]

I can't speak languages.

 

[toinena]

I am clearly undateable

 

[joefizz]

KJV is best bible!

(Please no h8 m8 k thx)

KJV is only bible!!!!!!!(According to some Baptist churches)