Ruin a date in just four words

[10-four]

Her : "I used to be a stripper".
Him:" You probably still are".

 

[10-four]

Him: "I used to be a stripper".
Her: " Not with that gut".

 

[10-four]

Him: I believe in polagamy".
Her: " Did you say "monagamy".
Him:"Are you like..deaf?".

 

[10-four]

Him: "I believe in polagamy".
Her: disgusted." You filthy dirt bag".

 

[zeroturbulence]

Hope you like spam

 

[10-four]

**content removed, sexually suggestive**

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Him: "I used to be a stripper".
Her: " Not with that gut".

This is more accurate:
Him: I used to strip.
Her: Are you a homosexual?

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Him: " I eat furry animals"
Her: hopeful: "Does that include beaver?"

Reported.....

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Him: I believe in polagamy".
Her: " Did you say "monagamy".
Him:"Are you like..deaf?".

This is more accurate:
Him: I believe in polygamy.
Her: Good luck getting ONE.....

 

[Mel85]

/eyeballs you suspiciously

*backs away quietly*

nah, you know I got luv for ya!

 

[Didymous]

Him: " I eat furry animals"
Her: hopeful: "Does that include beaver?"

Not appropriate.

 

[Mel85]

I don’t geddit?......

 

[Mel85]

Show me your toes.

 

[Didymous]

I don’t geddit?......

I'm glad if you don't; it's a sexual innuendo.

 

[Didymous]

Reported.....

I didn't see that you reported this, bit I'm glad someone did.

 

[Mel85]

I'm glad if you don't; it's a sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I honestly don’t get it.... perhaps it’s a good thing

 

[LittleMermaid]

Yeah, I honestly don’t get it.... perhaps it’s a good thing

I did not get it either. Oh well...

 

[Didymous]

It was a crude joke, and not something a Christian man should joke about.

 

[LittleMermaid]

I finished the brownies.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

I did not get it either. Oh well...

You’re very innocent. That is a good thing.