scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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I have five children...one with each of my boyfriends.
I don't shave my armpit hair. It's a social construct.
I have a job...I dance.
 
I belong to the Headed To Jesus Church, and we're leaving on a spaceship to be with Him tomorrow. Wanna go?
 
My gambling debt is up to $100,000. Can I borrow $500? I see a slot machine and I’m feeling lucky!
 
This date needs more cowbell! [pulls out a cowbell]

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"I wrote a thread in CC Singles announcing my undying love for you... Even though we've never even talked to each other."
 
I am paranoid because my shadow keeps following me as if it's out to get me!
 
If I can remember who I am you can have all the money that I have which I can't remember that I have or not.
 
I am a land whale (seriously, I’m not joking- I really am very fat. A size 18 if anyone wants to know). According to the government, I am 80 pounds overweight.
 
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