scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[loverofjesus27]

Good! I'm thirsty!

Eww zero, you scared me off right there ?

 

[vashweb2]

I don't even think the baby drinks that stuff

 

[joefizz]

It refers to when a pregnant woman begins labor and the amniotic sack breaks allowing the amniotic fluid to drain.

I know lol I was joking but thank you for participating and ruining my joke....

 

[vashweb2]

Joke Grading System = D+

 

[loverofjesus27]

I know lol I was joking but thank you for participating and ruining my joke....

Banned you could get.

 

[joefizz]

Banned you could get.

someone could have posted "I break ice" that's how.

 

[joefizz]

Joke Grading System = D+

never stopped me from joking before!

 

[loverofjesus27]

someone could have posted "I break ice" that's how.

That too...

 

[joefizz]

I shake frogs at random strangers.

 

[joefizz]

I donated my brain to science.

 

[joefizz]

I laugh maniacally after defeating a video game.

 

[joefizz]

On a scale of one to ten I'd like to be a zero so as to be "well rounded".

 

[vashweb2]

This is why you do not let your kids go to public school!!!!

 

[loverofjesus27]

This is why you do not let your kids go to public school!!!!

People usually have had a long day at work.

 

[joefizz]

This is why you do not let your kids go to public school!!!!

You mean I have kids!?

 

[joefizz]

Well goodnight everyone and may God bless you all I'm going to "try" to catch up on my sleeping!

 

[Born_Again]

We are being watched. I have an extra foil hat if you need it.

 

[Born_Again]

My mom will make us sandwiches

 

[Pipp]

My mom will make us sandwiches

Is it bad that that wouldn't bother me one bit .....?

 

[Born_Again]

Is it bad that that wouldn't bother me one bit .....?

??? To each their own, Pipp. ?