Secret Rapture or Second Coming?

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In what vile corruption of Scripture does it hint that “Noah spent the entire flood miles above the earth in the heavens“ before being “returned postrib (sic) back to earth”?
Gods word is vile to you????.
Sad friend.
( tell me how vile God was to have Noah floating in the ark over a mile above the earth.)
That is vile?
Or, is God is vile, in your eyes, for arranging it?
 
In what vile corruption of Scripture does it hint that “Noah spent the entire flood miles above the earth in the heavens“ before being “returned postrib (sic) back to earth”?
I found that vile part.
Gen 8
4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.
 
I found that vile part.
Gen 8
4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
 
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
LOL.
You on meds or something?
Think think think
How did it get On TOP of a mountain?????

PSSST...THE WATERS WERE ABOVE THE MOUNTAINS.
OH ...AND THE ARK WAS ABOVE THE WATER.
Noah was miles into the sky.
Sorry it escapes you.

You are joking ...correct?????
 
LOL.
You on meds or something?
Think think think
How did it get On TOP of a mountain?????

PSSST...THE WATERS WERE ABOVE THE MOUNTAINS.
OH ...AND THE ARK WAS ABOVE THE WATER.
Noah was miles into the sky.
Sorry it escapes you.

You are joking ...correct?????
No, but I think you’re smoking something. You have changed the words to avoid accountability.
 
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
Here it is broken down in a form that can hopefully be grasped....( the buoyancy principle)
 
No, but I think you’re smoking something. You have changed the words to avoid accountability.
The ark DID NOT FLOAT ON WATERS COVERING MOUNTAINS????
HUH???
YOU ARE STICKING WITH THAT CRAZINESS, AND ACCUSING ME OF MISREPRESENTING???
(VILE MISREPRESENTING )?????

You need to engage brain at some point.
You are thinking in some weird dimension.

What are you doing???
Trying to tell me the ark got on a mountain by what???
Dragging it up there with a winch and cable?????

The Bible is a lie when it says "the waters covered the mountains"????
 
The ark DID NOT FLOAT ON WATERS COVERING MOUNTAINS????
HUH???
YOU ARE STICKING WITH THAT CRAZINESS, AND ACCUSING ME OF MISREPRESENTING???
(VILE MISREPRESENTING )?????

You need to engage brain at some point.
You are thinking in some weird dimension.

What are you doing???
Trying to tell me the ark got on a mountain by what???
Dragging it up there with a winch and cable?????

The Bible is a lie when it says "the waters covered the mountains"????
Dodge and weave, dodge and weave. You’re still trying to change the subject by using different words. Use the words to which I responded.
 
QUOTE by Dino
"that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.
When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback."

Ok, the atmosphere of the earth, is part of the earth.
So a plane , at 10, 000 ft above the earth, is therefore not above the SURFACE of the earth, correct.
Maybe think "surface of the earth"
I dunno...you seem stuck in some postribber twilight zone.
No matter what you cleverly come up with...THAT ARK WAS WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE...HIGH ABOVE THE MOUNTAINS.
You painted yourself into a corner big time.


Roll eyes.

Your argument , that you are making a fool of yourself, is wasted thought.

What a joke.
 
Dodge and weave, dodge and weave. You’re still trying to change the subject by using different words. Use the words to which I responded.
You are making a fool out of yourself.

When the ark was on the surface of the waters....no matter what dodge you present, it was miles above the surface of the earth.
 
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
The atmosphere is part of planet earth.
A plane FLYING at 10,000 ft is ABOVE THE SURFACE.

In your world that would need modifying.
" no it isn't, the atmosphere is part of earth, so it never left earth"
Uh huh.
Roll eyes.

You go with that.
Your little following will give you the atta boys you are looking for.
 
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
Gen 7
17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth.

18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters.

19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered.

20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

Man.
Don't you just hate that God has the nerve to make your deal 100% false.

God's got some nerve, saying the ark was lifted up miles into the sky.
 
You are making a fool out of yourself.

When the ark was on the surface of the waters....no matter what dodge you present, it was miles above the surface of the earth.
And still you try to dodge. You are showing an egregious lack of integrity.
 
The water is still technically earth. Yeah it's floating above the clay ground, but water is still matter.
(I don't know what's going on between you people, just butting in.)
 
The water is still technically earth. Yeah it's floating above the clay ground, but water is still matter.
(I don't know what's going on between you people, just butting in.)
Gen 7
17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth

I say that is true.
Dino is offended by that dynamic.
 
And still you try to dodge. You are showing an egregious lack of integrity.
Gen 7
17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth

The integrity is in God's word.
I am just a reporter.
You are offended by it.
Sorry you take that position against God's word.
 
Note that “on the mountains of Ararat” is on the earth, not “miles above the earth in the heavens”.

Note that “on the surface of the water” is still “on the earth”.

When you grossly misrepresent the word of God, expect pushback.
Gen 7
17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth
 
In what vile corruption of Scripture does it hint that “Noah spent the entire flood miles above the earth in the heavens“ before being “returned postrib (sic) back to earth”?
Gen 7
17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth

Now what were you saying?
What part of that passage, was God so
vile about again?