Short Posters

[resurrection33]

I don't think I like your tone, mister. What does my height have to do with anything? I know I'm short. Quit picking on me about it!

...and my fake indignant rage is now shut OFF. Thank you.

I'm not terribly tall, either.

 

[resurrection33]

Hey I'm not a short poster. I'll have y'all know that I'm 5'-11"

You could have been the center on my high school basketball team.

 

[resurrection33]

..........

Clever .

 

[resurrection33]

Yeah, me too.

I'm surrounded by giants.

 

[resurrection33]

Not short.

I'm 5'11 3/4"

Barely missed an even 6' (thanks, Mom.)

So I'm above average world-wide.

You're the tallest person here, so far.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I'm a manlet.

 

[resurrection33]

I'm a manlet.

You're only 39. Maybe you're still growing.

 

[resurrection33]

I'm only 5'4" And I am with you: long posts have to grab my interest right away,
or I am simply not going to read them. I tend to keep my posts short and to the point.
I must say, though, that I have been richly rewarded by reading the occasional long post.
It also depends on who wrote it, and what the subject matter is

I might read a long post if it's about coin collecting.

 

[resurrection33]

When debating, I think it helps to stick to the point.

 

[p_rehbein]

You're the tallest person here, so far.

That's just because WillieT and Tintin haven't chimed in

WillieT is what? 6'6" or something? And Tintin is just as tall if I remember correctly.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

You're only 39. Maybe you're still growing.

Maybe. With all the boozing I've done over my life coupled up with really poor eating habits, I've probably stunted my growth. It could be too that I'm just a genetic reject. Both my parents were tall, and I ended up a runt.

 

[resurrection33]

That's just because WillieT and Tintin haven't chimed in

WillieT is what? 6'6" or something? And Tintin is just as tall if I remember correctly.

Maybe there should be a 5'11'' limit on this thread.

 

[Yeraza_Bats]

This is how we should communicate with each other from now on. Memes and gifs : p

Also, Im about 5 feet 7 inches, or so. So depending on who Im standing next to I can either feel short or tall : p

(I kinda prefer to feel shorter, though. That way I dont feel like Im the first person picked when someone is looking for someone to do something difficult or strenuous or dangerous : p Im willing to try and help but not always capable)

 

[resurrection33]

Maybe. With all the boozing I've done over my life coupled up with really poor eating habits, I've probably stunted my growth. It could be too that I'm just a genetic reject. Both my parents were tall, and I ended up a runt.

We shorter than average people navigate caves better than tall people.

 

[resurrection33]

This is how we should communicate with each other from now on. Memes and gifs : p

Also, Im about 5 feet 7 inches, or so. So depending on who Im standing next to I can either feel short or tall : p

(I kinda prefer to feel shorter, though. That way I dont feel like Im the first person picked when someone is looking for someone to do something difficult or strenuous or dangerous : p Im willing to try and help but not always capable)

5'7" is good. I used to be nearly 5'7 1/2".

 

[Utah]

Not short.

I'm 5'11 3/4"

Barely missed an even 6' (thanks, Mom.)

So I'm above average world-wide.

You're a Kansas City Royals fan. That makes you head and shoulders above most folks.

 

[laura_charlotte]

Unless it's really articulate, longer posts, despite intentions, can totally lose their meaning and audience alike.

 

[resurrection33]

You're a Kansas City Royals fan. That makes you head and shoulders above most folks.

I have to take issue with that.

 

[KohenMatt]

I have to take issue with that.

This year, you're more than welcome to.

Only another week or so until the Jayhawk avatar comes out.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm probably the shortest poster here. I'm not even an inch tall.. lol