Singles Forum Marriage Match-Making. (humor)
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from what I know of doctors they are not good marriage prospects.
Doctors see a lot more of other peoples bodies (especially the insides) then non doctors. so am not sure how I would feel being married to a doctor. Youd also have to be super healthy specimen because you'd be letting the side down if you werent. But a ploy for attention would be pyschomatic illnesses I guess.
im. not sure I could be that patient with a doctor, especially if they were on call all the time but never to you.
Doctors see a lot more of other peoples bodies (especially the insides) then non doctors. so am not sure how I would feel being married to a doctor. Youd also have to be super healthy specimen because you'd be letting the side down if you werent. But a ploy for attention would be pyschomatic illnesses I guess.
im. not sure I could be that patient with a doctor, especially if they were on call all the time but never to you.
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Oh, that's easy. You get a double-roll His-N-Hers toilet paper dispenser and put one roll forward (that would be 'His') and one roll backward (that would be 'Hers'). You put the 'His' roll on the far end and the 'Her' roll on the near end. If you don't understand why you should do it this way, then you will soon enough.
If the cat unrolls the 'His' roll, then kill the cat and bury it in the back yard - with a small headstone that reads:
Curiosity was not a friend...
If the dog unrolls the 'Hers' roll, then put the dog out of its misery - because, it has been around the cat too long...
And, of course, kill the cat - because, it tricked the dog into doing something that is virtually unnatural for a dog...
If a child unrolls the 'His' or 'Hers' roll, then - well - kill the cat - because, the child has been around the cat too long...
If anyone puts the 'His' roll on backward or the 'Hers' roll on forward - then - well - be an adult and just fix it...
If the cat unrolls the 'His' roll, then kill the cat and bury it in the back yard - with a small headstone that reads:
Curiosity was not a friend...
If the dog unrolls the 'Hers' roll, then put the dog out of its misery - because, it has been around the cat too long...
And, of course, kill the cat - because, it tricked the dog into doing something that is virtually unnatural for a dog...
If a child unrolls the 'His' or 'Hers' roll, then - well - kill the cat - because, the child has been around the cat too long...
If anyone puts the 'His' roll on backward or the 'Hers' roll on forward - then - well - be an adult and just fix it...
Sounds like ailurophobia to me. 
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What type of spouse are you looking for?
I am not looking at the moment, however i do believe that old man Joshua, will want a woman by his side.
How many kids do you want?
With the way the world is going on, i am deterred. Its getting harder to put spirituality in children nowadays.
How long do you want to be married for?
I would be old so no sex anyways, i would want female friends and that would suffice.
I am not looking at the moment, however i do believe that old man Joshua, will want a woman by his side.
How many kids do you want?
With the way the world is going on, i am deterred. Its getting harder to put spirituality in children nowadays.
How long do you want to be married for?
I would be old so no sex anyways, i would want female friends and that would suffice.