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Speaking of that..............
Did you know that the shortest poem ever written was called, "Fleas"?
Here it is:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
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Did you know that the shortest poem ever written was called, "Fleas"?
Here it is:Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
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Interesting thought ...
Speaking of that..............
Did you know that the shortest poem ever written was called, "Fleas"? Here it is:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
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Did you know that the shortest poem ever written was called, "Fleas"?
Here it is:Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
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FUNNY STORY!
I saw an advertisement that offered you a choice of either a free set of nice kitchen knives or a lovely cookbook set just for allowing them to demonstrate their awesome vacuum cleaner in your home. I said to myself, "Alrighty then, I want them cookbooks so I will a'schedule them to come on by."
The moment their tag-team salesmen came to my front door I told them straight up that I had no intention of purchasing anything and that I just wanted the cookbooks. They said, "Fine, fine..." which I knew to mean they thought they could convince me otherwise. Ok, so whatever....
They went through their spiel for over an hour showing me the vacuum cleaner's spectacular gadgets and its awesome power and it's durability and it's guarantee, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada. I went from room to room with them, patiently waiting for them to get thru so I could read those awesome looking cookbooks.
They were such pro salesmen, they even had my husband with a pen in his hand ready to sign our savings away because of a gadget that unscrews light bulbs. I told my hubby, "If you give me $800 I will unscrew the light bulbs for you, dear." He then came out of their trance and to his right mind. ROFL!!!
So anyhoo, when those two men realized I was 100% unimpressed, they pulled out all the stops. They told me to brace myself and watch what they vacuum from my little daughter's mattress surface. When they showed me the filter afterwards, it was speckled with what they said were tiny dust mites that eat dead skin cells. They were convinced I'd be alarmed.
But I responded, "If God created dust mites to eat dead skins cells, then evidently it's been keeping people healthy and alive for all these years."
They gave up then. And they made me chase after them to their truck so I could get my cookbooks which they conveniently forgot to reward me. ROFL!!!!
I saw an advertisement that offered you a choice of either a free set of nice kitchen knives or a lovely cookbook set just for allowing them to demonstrate their awesome vacuum cleaner in your home. I said to myself, "Alrighty then, I want them cookbooks so I will a'schedule them to come on by."
The moment their tag-team salesmen came to my front door I told them straight up that I had no intention of purchasing anything and that I just wanted the cookbooks. They said, "Fine, fine..." which I knew to mean they thought they could convince me otherwise. Ok, so whatever....
They went through their spiel for over an hour showing me the vacuum cleaner's spectacular gadgets and its awesome power and it's durability and it's guarantee, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada. I went from room to room with them, patiently waiting for them to get thru so I could read those awesome looking cookbooks.
They were such pro salesmen, they even had my husband with a pen in his hand ready to sign our savings away because of a gadget that unscrews light bulbs. I told my hubby, "If you give me $800 I will unscrew the light bulbs for you, dear." He then came out of their trance and to his right mind. ROFL!!!
So anyhoo, when those two men realized I was 100% unimpressed, they pulled out all the stops. They told me to brace myself and watch what they vacuum from my little daughter's mattress surface. When they showed me the filter afterwards, it was speckled with what they said were tiny dust mites that eat dead skin cells. They were convinced I'd be alarmed.
But I responded, "If God created dust mites to eat dead skins cells, then evidently it's been keeping people healthy and alive for all these years."
They gave up then. And they made me chase after them to their truck so I could get my cookbooks which they conveniently forgot to reward me.
ROFL!!!!
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FUNNY STORY!
I saw an advertisement that offered you a choice of either a free set of nice kitchen knives or a lovely cookbook set just for allowing them to demonstrate their awesome vacuum cleaner in your home. I said to myself, "Alrighty then, I want them cookbooks so I will a'schedule them to come on by."
The moment their tag-team salesmen came to my front door I told them straight up that I had no intention of purchasing anything and that I just wanted the cookbooks. They said, "Fine, fine..." which I knew to mean they thought they could convince me otherwise. Ok, so whatever....
They went through their spiel for over an hour showing me the vacuum cleaner's spectacular gadgets and its awesome power and it's durability and it's guarantee, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada. I went from room to room with them, patiently waiting for them to get thru so I could read those awesome looking cookbooks.
They were such pro salesmen, they even had my husband with a pen in his hand ready to sign our savings away because of a gadget that unscrews light bulbs. I told my hubby, "If you give me $800 I will unscrew the light bulbs for you, dear." He then came out of their trance and to his right mind. ROFL!!!
So anyhoo, when those two men realized I was 100% unimpressed, they pulled out all the stops. They told me to brace myself and watch what they vacuum from my little daughter's mattress surface. When they showed me the filter afterwards, it was speckled with what they said were tiny dust mites that eat dead skin cells. They were convinced I'd be alarmed.
But I responded, "If God created dust mites to eat dead skins cells, then evidently it's been keeping people healthy and alive for all these years."
They gave up then. And they made me chase after them to their truck so I could get my cookbooks which they conveniently forgot to reward me. ROFL!!!!
I saw an advertisement that offered you a choice of either a free set of nice kitchen knives or a lovely cookbook set just for allowing them to demonstrate their awesome vacuum cleaner in your home. I said to myself, "Alrighty then, I want them cookbooks so I will a'schedule them to come on by."
The moment their tag-team salesmen came to my front door I told them straight up that I had no intention of purchasing anything and that I just wanted the cookbooks. They said, "Fine, fine..." which I knew to mean they thought they could convince me otherwise. Ok, so whatever....
They went through their spiel for over an hour showing me the vacuum cleaner's spectacular gadgets and its awesome power and it's durability and it's guarantee, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada. I went from room to room with them, patiently waiting for them to get thru so I could read those awesome looking cookbooks.
They were such pro salesmen, they even had my husband with a pen in his hand ready to sign our savings away because of a gadget that unscrews light bulbs. I told my hubby, "If you give me $800 I will unscrew the light bulbs for you, dear." He then came out of their trance and to his right mind. ROFL!!!
So anyhoo, when those two men realized I was 100% unimpressed, they pulled out all the stops. They told me to brace myself and watch what they vacuum from my little daughter's mattress surface. When they showed me the filter afterwards, it was speckled with what they said were tiny dust mites that eat dead skin cells. They were convinced I'd be alarmed.
But I responded, "If God created dust mites to eat dead skins cells, then evidently it's been keeping people healthy and alive for all these years."
They gave up then. And they made me chase after them to their truck so I could get my cookbooks which they conveniently forgot to reward me.
ROFL!!!!
