So I Am 36 Years Old... And Have Never... Emptied a Mouse Trap.

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I am 24 and have never fallen asleep talking on the phone,
laughed so hard I peed on myself
drinkin so much milk I though up.
none of that sounds fun lol
I never went to space
never eatin a fried peanut butter and pickle sandwhich
 
oh it's my turn


I JUST WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN, POTATO. THAT IS ALL.
 
I am....umm...36 years old (urgh!) and I have never:
* seen or read Twilight or any of that series
* thought that the two main characters of that series are in any way or form 'desirable'
* travelled further than Fiji (8 times) but need to rectify this
* cared for Harry Potter
* seen Karate Kid (not even the first one)
* been bungy jumping (don't fancy jumping off a bridge with an elastic band round my ankles)
* ever wanted to own an automatic car (did once for a month or so, HATED it so sold it for a manual!! OH YEAH, I like to DRIVE my cars not have the car change gears for me...takes the fun outta it!)
* seen pumpkin in a can before! (come on, I know you strange Americans have everything in a can or packet!)
* made cakes, cookies or any baking that is NOT made from scratch.
 
I am 31 and I have never...

- Punched a Penguin
- Thrown a midget (though I dated one once)
- Been outside the US
- Juggled cats
- Seen Easy Rider
- Punched a Bunny
 
Jobe said:
I am 31 and I have never...

- Punched a Penguin
- Thrown a midget (though I dated one once)
- Been outside the US
- Juggled cats
- Seen Easy Rider
- Punched a Bunny
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Hmm... Jobe seems to have a fascination with wanting to throw, punch, and juggle things... maybe he'll attempt all this on his first venture outside the US, while watching Easy Rider... :D

JOY--I will sample some of your baking ANYTIME, and yes, as a proud and strange American, I just so happen to have 4 cans of pumpkin in my cupboard that I plan to make custard with!!! :)

What can I say... we Americans like convenience!!! (I can add this to my list of "I have never..."--I have never baked a cake from scratch, but would like to someday.)
 
seoulsearch said:
Hmm... Jobe seems to have a fascination with wanting to throw, punch, and juggle things... maybe he'll attempt all this on his first venture outside the US, while watching Easy Rider... :D

JOY--I will sample some of your baking ANYTIME, and yes, as a proud and strange American, I just so happen to have 4 cans of pumpkin in my cupboard that I plan to make custard with!!! :)

What can I say... we Americans like convenience!!! (I can add this to my list of "I have never..."--I have never baked a cake from scratch, but would like to someday.)
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One can only hope. ;)
 
Jobe said:
I am 31 and I have never...

- Punched a Penguin
- Thrown a midget (though I dated one once)
- Been outside the US
- Juggled cats
- Seen Easy Rider
- Punched a Bunny
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Wow you've led a boring life. This stuff is standard for most people.
 
Sharp said:
Wow you've led a boring life. This stuff is standard for most people.
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I know. :(

It's not for lack of trying though. Zookeepers are just too good at their job, can't get within 50 feet of a penguin before being tackled. Had a chance once to do the cat juggling but they were declawed, just no point doing it like that, takes all the fun out of it I would think. Also my ex never saw the humor when I'd ask about tossing her, it's not like I meant in the street, just to the couch across the room, big fluffy pillows.

:P ;)
 
KIM:
Are you serious??? Custard from pumpkins???? Ok, now that is WEIRD!!!! Here we use custard powder....*shakes head* Americans really are a strange bunch! hahaha! :P ;)
 
Joy and Seoulsearch......I'm american and I've never made or even heard of making custard from a can of pumpkin. Kim, maybe you should write the recipe out for us in the recipe forum??? And that reminds me....I have a cool recipe for a pumpkin dip to go with graham crackers I should write for the recipes forum too!!!

I have never..............made any of my family's BIRTHDAY cakes from a box mix!!! Always from scratch! ---Kim....it's really not hard at all!!! and they just taste better I think too!
 
I'm 34, and I have never built a house. (But I will.)
I have never been kissed.
I have never won a fistfight. (I walk away from them...not that I've been in one since high school.)
I have never broke any bones. (Though I've tried, honestly.)
I have not owned a TV for close to 10 years.
I have set fire to a bathroom rug when I found out that deodorant is highly flammable.
I have eaten food off the floor that was there longer than the 10-second-rule.
I like disco.
 
I'm 27 years old (darn that hurts to say) and I've never:

-Been stung by a bee. As a result I have a built up anxiety about what it would be like and I have a little phobia over it.

-Owned a dog. I'm a little afraid of dogs too.

-Seen snow. My sister has and she said it was really disappointing. Just like frost from the freezer.

-Intentionally been overseas. Apparently I went to Papua New Ginea when I was a baby, but I don't think it counts when you don't even remember it. And I spent half my childhood on an island off the coast of Queensland, but it's technically part of Australia.

-Tasted caviar. Or seen it besides in movies for that matter.

-Intentionally been on a date. Lol. I won't go into that. Those that know me a little might get it.

-Caught a fish I didn't have to throw back. I suck at fishing. Only been once and cast so badly that my hook kept getting tangled with other disgruntled fisherers.

-Peacefully lived in the same house with anyone. I guess I'm just someone who needs my space. Or I just suck at the whole people thing.

-Seen cherries on a cake and been able to resist stealing one even if I'm not having any cake.

-Been pulled over by the police in my car. I'm dreading that one day it'll happen and I won't know that that's what they were trying to do, or that I won't be able to find a place to pull over safely and they'll think I'm ignoring them.

-Called the police. I'm never sure what constitutes a serious enough situation to do so and what number I would call if it wasn't a life or death emergency.

-Understood what's going on in politics enough to vote intelligently.

I could probably go on but I think that's enough raw honesty for one day. :D
 
Am 32 and
.....never had a sexperience n0r slept with a bf..:))

...never went alone in a m0vie house

...never thought id see myself posting in a public chatsite haha
 
I'm 19 and I have never
- ate green eggs and ham
- seen a cat in a hat
- stole Christmas
- heard a "Who"
- been lectured by the Lorax
 
Hear Hear ... Here Here??? Don't know which one is correct. Thank you for saying that it is GODS timing and to get our focus off dating and marriage!!!!!

I have had my fair share of mice and rats and I refuse to empty the trap!!!! Truly disgusting. I always get my 79 year old mother to do it.
 
I have never:
Flown an airplane
Sailed on a yacht
Been to a remote island
eaten turnips (they stink)
Driven a motorcycle
Been to the Grand Canyon
Eaten a turtle
Been bungie jumping
 
I've never done any of those things either and I don't mind at all. I've never ever ever emptied a mouse trap, nor do I ever ever intend to. That's why we get married so we can have someone to do those things for us.
 
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