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Tina Turner's Cars

Tina is always selling used cars. At auction. You can simply get the best car.

Bonnie Tyler's Tyres

Turn around and you'll be a hero. The tyres are strong, fast and fresh from the fight

Olivia Newton John's garage

Go greased lightening! It's the one that you want

Tracy Chapman's racetrack

For testing fast cars, so you can get away
 
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Isaac like cul-de-sac?
Or Isaac like is ark?
how about just Zak? Or two syllable Zakee?

@Lynx, or Lynxsus (I-saac) is a Southerner (from the USA) and he says I'm a Yankee (from the northern USA,) so we have... um... "friendly" "disagreements" -- about pronunciations -- all the time! :ROFL:
 
Kath & Kim

When you speak with an aussie accent and people laugh at everything you say. You just open your mouth and it gets stuffed - with footy franks.

True & Prude

They rhyme on a dime. Gosh aren't they posh! Actually they're dreadful.

Sharon

Sharon is unlucky in love. She seems to have no mum, can't keep a boyfriend and she's only Kim's second best friend. However, she always had her netball

Kel Knight

A great hunk o' spunk purveyor of fine meats. He's Kath Day's new husband, they got maried so now she's Kath Day-Knight

--sorry, just been watching this iconic Australian series that makes fun of cashed-up bogans in suburban Melbourne. New Zealand has it's own version, the darker comedy Outrageous Fortune that makes fun of us Westies
 
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Jack Blackmail: Convincing your friends to watch one more rock documentary by promising snacks.

Chris Hemsworthy: The feeling you get after lifting weights for ten minutes and deciding you've earned an entire pizza.
 
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Jack Blackmail: Convincing your friends to watch one more rock documentary by promising snacks.

Chris Hemsworthy: The feeling you get after lifting weights for ten minutes and deciding you've earned an entire pizza.
Okay those were worthy of Lanolin. Good show!
 
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Doris Doggie Daycare

For movie star pooches, Doris Day's legacy lives on

Selina Kyle Cattery

Temporary home for cat burglers

Batmobile library

Contains the entire DC universe in graphic novel format. Don't buy expensive comics. Borrow them instead. Just need to get the timetable of where it will be each week.

Barbie Dreamhomes

It's a real estate agency in the business of selling dream houses. Can't afford a mortgage? Tired of auctions? Come to an open home viewing and if you love it they accept Monopoly money.
 
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Load of Crocs

A pile of shoes with jibbitz on them. Or bullfrogs

Frogs

Kermit's imitation Crocs

Crocpots

Croc junkies

'Croc is woc'

I can afford better.
 
Miss Piggy Banks

aka Tyra Banks next top models

Gonzo Journalism

He not only writes Daily Mail love letters, but takes paps of Camilla

Kermit D Frog

Robert D Frog's cousin
 
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