Bob was sad. He missed jack. He sat on the couch and began to watch jeapordy
Jack was a smart little kitty and started sneaking onto the internet to troll people.
However, Jack was not to be outsmarted by a stupid old dog who did not even know that the internet had spread far and wide, actually covering pretty much the whole of the landscape of planet earth; whether it was flat as a pancake or a rounded sphere as some people claimed, satellite coverage meant that Jack the cat could troll anyone from anywhere.But a dog got sick of Jack and banished him far away
However, Jack was not to be outsmarted by a stupid old dog who did not even know that the internet had spread far and wide, actually covering pretty much the whole of the landscape of planet earth; whether it was flat as a pancake or a rounded sphere as some people claimed, satellite coverage meant that Jack the cat could troll anyone from anywhere.
Jack became aware of his old friends internet doings