I'm reorganizing the kitchen right now. It gets so disorganized. If they'd only keep the way I keep it, we wouldn't even be having this issue. But are they going to listen? Oh no. Then they wonder why the kitchen is a mess all the time!
Hanging out at a park (I am getting paid ti sit and do nothing today). An angry squirrel is in the tree barking at me. Yes. It's a bark. Didn't know they did that. Not a big bark, like from a Great Dane or something, but more of a bark than from a chihuahua or a yorkie.
I said to the squirrel, "You shall hereby be known as 'Cujo.'" It stopped barking, looked at me quizzically, then scampered off to another tree.
Squirrels can be... tricky.Hanging out at a park (I am getting paid ti sit and do nothing today). An angry squirrel is in the tree barking at me. Yes. It's a bark. Didn't know they did that. Not a big bark, like from a Great Dane or something, but more of a bark than from a chihuahua or a yorkie.
I said to the squirrel, "You shall hereby be known as 'Cujo.'" It stopped barking, looked at me quizzically, then scampered off to another tree.
May I suggest...slutty brownies? I made them for my work peeps several months ago and they were a big hit.Also, the brownies I made this week looked great, smelled wonderful... but totally fell apart when I went to cut them. AND THEY WERE FROM A BOX.
No wonder I'm single. I obviously fail in the house plant and baking categories...
yeah, well. I admit it was kind of over the top. five minute rule, yadda yadda...I don't care for the word either way, sexual connotations or otherwise.
yeah, well. I admit it was kind of over the top. five minute rule, yadda yadda...
They are delicious though.
update on my friend's brother in law. He passed away early this morning.
Why is it that I am averse to desserts? I get nauseous when I look at pictures of desserts.
update on my friend's brother in law. He passed away early this morning.
I'm not sure, brother. But I too am far more a savory foods man.
I'm not sure, brother. But I too am far more a savory foods man.
I am happy that there is another person who does not prefer desserts!![]()