Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

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Donkeyfish07 said:
Beautiful lady indeed, I hereby admonish myself for any negative statements made previously :(
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*Settles in with a morning bowl of popcorn to watch Donkeyfish publicly flog himself.*

And here I thought I was going to have to put you in line this morning.

Fortunately, you're already doing so yourself. :D
 
Wooo Kim's here, and she brought popcorn! "Morning popcorn," even.

Hepburn is all right.
 
Siberian_Khatru said:
Wooo Kim's here, and she brought popcorn! "Morning popcorn," even.

Hepburn is all right.
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This is just getting better and better!

Two of CC Single's BEST. Trolls. Ever. (Donkey and Siberian) in the same place, and at the same time.

And here I was beginning to think you two were like Superman and Clark Kent... :rolleyes:

Now I'm going to need a sandwich as a side dish to all that popcorn.
 
seoulsearch said:
This is just getting better and better!

Two of CC Single's BEST. Trolls. Ever. (Donkey and Siberian) in the same place, and at the same time.

And here I was beginning to think you two were like Superman and Clark Kent... :rolleyes:

Now I'm going to need a sandwich as a side dish to all that popcorn.
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Maybe we are and I just post on both names at the same time to allay the suspicion?

Siberian illuminati confirmed
 
zeroturbulence said:
At least you didn't mess up twice about the facts like I did. :rolleyes:
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She still mutilated her beauty like a madwoman and cut off that beautiful hair but I understand why she did it. The third world can not handle such awesomeness, she did it for the greater good.
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
She still mutilated her beauty like a madwoman and cut off that beautiful hair but I understand why she did it. The third world can not handle such awesomeness, she did it for the greater good.
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Just asked my mom if awesomeness was literally dead. Considering the circumstances, it's not that far-fetched of an idea.

Dang.
 
Ugh.... I hate the Norwegian "Social secruity" system. All they do is waste your time and snoop in your bank accounts....
 
wwjd_kilden said:
Ugh.... I hate the Norwegian "Social secruity" system. All they do is waste your time and snoop in your bank accounts....
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Isn't Norway the place where they have the really sweet prison cells that are basically flats. With your own kitchen and flatscreen TV?
 
Siberian_Khatru said:
Wooo Kim's here, and she brought popcorn! "Morning popcorn," even.

Hepburn is all right.
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Hey Siberian,

Would it mess up your swag if we started referring to you as, "Siberian Khatru--One of Singles' Most Lovable Trolls."

I'm still thinking of a title for Donkey, but he's in a category all by himself. :rolleyes:
 
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Donkeyfish07 said:
Isn't Norway the place where they have the really sweet prison cells that are basically flats. With your own kitchen and flatscreen TV?
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No, Donkey.

You're thinking of YOUR prison cell...

And hand over that remote.

Everyone knows remotes are considered contraband!!!

Don't make us shake you down.
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
Isn't Norway the place where they have the really sweet prison cells that are basically flats. With your own kitchen and flatscreen TV?
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Yep
Hmmm....
What would I have to do to get there though? (Norway gives ridiculously low sentences)
 
We should be creative while getting there...

what about painting the police station pink? At least we'll get their attention
 
seoulsearch said:
So... I'm guessing that if Donkey ever made it to Norway, he'd get something like 10,385 consecutive 1-day sentences... :rolleyes:
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If I didn't have the love of Christ in me as a guiding light.....I would have probably ended up as a professional thief. Not the kind who robs liquor stores. The kind who steals the mona lisa and replaces it with a fake and gets away with it. If I was a nonbeliever in Norway, that is exactly what I would be doing. Don't get caught, be rich....get caught, go on a vacation. Norway seems like the right place for such an enterprise :p
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
She still mutilated her beauty like a madwoman and cut off that beautiful hair but I understand why she did it. The third world can not handle such awesomeness, she did it for the greater good.
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She did it when she was still a young actress, but only for a short time.
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
If I didn't have the love of Christ in me as a guiding light.....I would have probably ended up as a professional thief. Not the kind who robs liquor stores. The kind who steals the mona lisa and replaces it with a fake and gets away with it. If I was a nonbeliever in Norway, that is exactly what I would be doing. Don't get caught, be rich....get caught, go on a vacation. Norway seems like the right place for such an enterprise :p
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Oh great.

Now you have me wanting to check the few pieces of fake jewelry I own...

Just to make sure you didn't replace them with fakes.
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
If I didn't have the love of Christ in me as a guiding light.....I would have probably ended up as a professional thief. Not the kind who robs liquor stores. The kind who steals the mona lisa and replaces it with a fake and gets away with it. If I was a nonbeliever in Norway, that is exactly what I would be doing. Don't get caught, be rich....get caught, go on a vacation. Norway seems like the right place for such an enterprise :p
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Yup.
I don't think you can steal the Mona Lisa in Norway though
 
seoulsearch said:
Oh great.

Now you have me wanting to check the few pieces of fake jewelry I own...

Just to make sure you didn't replace them with fakes.
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Na thats too small. I don't get these thieves that steal jewelry or rob gas stations. If you are going to steal, go all the way. Steal an entire cache of diamonds or something from a world renowned supplier's depot. Why engage in petty theft? Lol.
 
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